Please or to access all these features

Add post

Watch this thread

Save thread

Start a new thread

Unflip thread

Hide thread

My feed

Active Unanswered threads

Getting started FAQ's

Unanswered threads Acronyms Talk guidelines

Hide shortcut buttons

Talk

Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Feminism: chat

Unflip

1 2 ··· 11 12 13 ··· 32 33

Original poster

Marks and Spencer have fallen, part III; we’re gonna need a bigger boat

812 replies

MrsSnippyPants · 12/11/2019 00:47

Fresh thread in case part 2 fills up overnight.
I am yet to receive a reply to my third email, have been furiously tweeting, and as am now pursuing the options available to me as a shareholder.
Still crossing fingers for John Lewis!

OP posts:

Thread gallery

Redshoeblueshoe · 17/11/2019 00:03

Or is it S&M ?

Redshoeblueshoe · 17/11/2019 00:00

Numbers you are a genius.
I'm ready for the M&S choir

Lamahaha · 16/11/2019 23:30

Love the Carols, @Numbers! Wokemas will never be the same again. We need to get them on YouTube.

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 23:25

Oh god no it isn’t a skill
Merely idle warblings

My work cares not for social media or forums so I can’t say what I do or else I’ll get my arse in a sling. I just hope that said sling hasn’t a gusset in it.

Akire · 16/11/2019 23:18

Numbers do you do this for your day job? OR is this a new found skill?

Uncompromisingwoman · 16/11/2019 23:09

. That's specially good!

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 23:08

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
A changing room without a man in
Gaily ousting all his seed

I just want it for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my dreams come true
Alll I want is for them to shoo

I don’t want a lot for Christmas but there’s two things that I just might
Zoflora might come in well handy
That and a plug in blacklight

I don’t need to hang my camera
Overlooking those next door
I don’t need an unsewn gusset
Men always just do want more

I would like them to go home
More than you will ever know
Make my dreams come true
Give them all terminal man flu

TheChampagneGalop · 16/11/2019 22:59

Another great one Numbers

Jeanhatchet · 16/11/2019 22:55

@NumbersStation liking the carols

Akire · 16/11/2019 22:01

Numbers! You do sterling stuff.

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 21:13

Have yourself a Merry little wokemas
Let your tills shut tight
From now on your shoppers will be out of sight

Have yourself a Merry little wokemas
Keep the girls away
From now on they will be staying miles away

Here they are in the cubicle
Happy cubicles of yore
Faithful gussets near to them
Rub on many men once more

Down the years they want us all together
Because the men allow
Hang a hidden camera from the highest bough
So have yourself a Merry little wankmas now

2Rebecca · 16/11/2019 20:54

Are high street clothing shops just not understanding that the main reason women still visit them is to try stuff on and avoid trips to the PO sending stuff back?
If the changing room is going to be full of blokes I'd rather try stuff on at home in which case ordering online is cheaper. Talk about turkeys voting for Christmas. The high street is killing itself with unnecessary woman hating wokery.

Justabaker · 16/11/2019 20:44

@boatyardblues

Have gone through my knicker drawer and thrown out all the unsewn gusset knickers. So long pervie pants.

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 20:44

Watchin Roche, Mandy and Ems on the Ad. Is Padders The male they are getting in the bra fitting room?

You prattle on about your not just any gin ladies. You can tuck some ice and slices in your gusset pouches

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 20:30

I can happily convert carols till I’m red raw.

I might feel comfortable enough to sit in a cubicle to write them. You know, for inspiration.

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 20:28

I wonder if the Sally Army would assist for a small donation?

littlecabbage · 16/11/2019 20:25

NumbersStation you are GREAT at these! If you could convert say around 10 carols, I would happily join a group of women singing outside M&S!

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 20:18

My pouch would have a vicks inhaler in it, what with the weather turning and all.

Or a pair of dry socks.

EndoplasmicReticulum · 16/11/2019 20:13

Why are they all using the same phrases? As in, if men feel "more comfortable" in the female changing rooms they can go in there? I suspect I may know the answer to my own question.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 16/11/2019 20:04

Apologies in advance, but this thread made made me think of this

www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/prettylittlething-finds-disgusting-stain-in-the-crotch-of-black-leather-pants/news-story/2b8d521fa231d1bf85b7be5997a7bc81

boatyardblues · 16/11/2019 19:59

Great reboot of Good King Wenceslas, Numbers!

In other news, I was perturbed to find the M&S knickers I pulled out of my drawer this morning were M&S peen pouch knickers. Seeing as we ladies have no need of a peen pouch, what else could we store in there? Our stickerwoman stashes, handy for stickering public loos?

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 19:57

Oops wrong thread

NumbersStation · 16/11/2019 19:57

Love the frock.

She dances well usually but I’m feeling a hint of dragged around a bit in hold like emmaeyes.

Not moved. And I love me a quickstep usually.

ShesDressedInBlackAgain · 16/11/2019 19:56

Tell me you've tweeted that to the culprits?!

stillathing · 16/11/2019 19:51

Ha numbers brilliant

Unflip

1 2 ··· 11 12 13 ··· 32 33

Swipe left for the next trending thread