The public is peaking

Shake my little lid on the catwalk?

Stealth
I think Dusty might pass better if he shaved his legs and at least try to wedge his size 11 feet into a slender pair of Converse.

He went to Paris recently to do a photoshoot with other bins.
As we all know, Paris is the epicentre of style and fashion.

I think mine will be blue and green, which have the advantage of at least being real words.

My pronouns are Be and Bir

WrathofSWhlttleKlop are you saying dusty doesn't 'pass'?!

@CaptainKirksSpikeyGhost
The more I read about this movement the more I think it's driven by big pharma - no matter the cost to children.

Thalidomide, opiates...for starters.

Poor bin men. Imagine going about your daily life and collecting bins on general waste day when you see one blue bin in a street full of green. Since it is in the space where a green bin should be you assume that it will have the contents of a green bin. Why else would it be there?
You work up the courage to open the lid and....RECYCLABLES. This is not what you signed up for. You are only there for general waste and need to turn the blue bin away.

Cue blue bin launching a tirade of how you should have accepted whatever was in the bin as it truly believed it was a green bin and that makes it the same as a real green bin.

You are committing literal violence and a hate crime by turning the blue bin down for not being what you were led to believe.

Wonder if RM will be offended if he's the bin in this remaining of his recent tweets?

The council transed my black bin. It used to be for general waste but it is now a paper bin. It now wants to detransition back to it's original purpose, having seen the error of the council's flawed ideology.

The blue bin is sick of being used for dirty cat litter and want's nice clean paper and cardboard instead.

The brown bin accepts it's non binary status, being used for both food and garden waste. It's very woke.

The green bin has a sticker on it telling the world it is for plastic and cans and gets really upset if anyone misbins it and thinks it can be used for any other purpose.

I’ve only got a swing bin - does that mean it/they is gender fluid? Or is it the Philip/Pip Bunce of the bin world?

CharlieParley that proposal is not a solution - bin collection needs to adapt for the bins not the other way round.

Bin saying for ages that people's self-id varies from place to place coz the gargabe society imposes on us varies, too.

But now I don't know whether my bins are cis or trans or non-BINary?

Coz round 'ere

Green waste goes in the brown bin
General waste in the blue, slimline one
Paper and cardboard in the grey bin
Recycling goes in the green bin, but glass is excluded despite being one of the easiest recyclables

And round my parents way

The grey, slimline bin is for general waste,
The blue bin with the yellow lid is for paper and cardboard and
Recycling is fully inclusive, so including glass, and goes into yellow bin bags.

Do you think if we all just swapped bins, they'd be happier? Like if my grey fat bin identifies as slimline blue, I could send it to my parents where slimline grey does the blue job...

I heard that Dusty Bin is playing Widow Twanky in a christmas pantomime at a south coast seaside town.

Have I gone too far?

Chromophopbia

You're just a bunch of fucking bingots !

The binology of Dusty Bin is revealed the size of its feet and jazz hands.
You already know this

Our bins are all green, but have different coloured lids depend on designated use. I’m going to get a purple lid and just chuck all the rubbish, recycling and green waste all in together.

Thread reported. Binphobic.

Blue, green... It's all a spectrum. Some bins are blue, some are yellow. Some, like this bin, are somewhere in between & who are we to judge?! Just because you see it as a blue bin doesn't mean you're right. We all see things a bit differently - how do you know that we're both seeing the same colour that some long dead old white man assigned the word blue to?! What about colour blind people? They exist, y'know. Stop trying to erase them because of your chromophobia. The science is so much more complicated than you understand. Do you even know how eyes/light work? I don't care if you're an optician, you should be re-educated. You're obviously not keeping up to date with the latest science....

Consider 'innocent' rhymes like 'Has the bin man bin, Mam?' - They could be coded oppression of male mothers - Has the man bin mam, Mam?

Non binary is genius

I love that!

Mrs Steve and Zebras I imagine your former bins have been literally erased through dead naming or mis(bin?)dering? The statistics are terrible. There is no container more oppressed than the domestic waste receptacle.

We have a bin in a cupboard. Should we encourage ze to be out and proud

#assignedbucketatbirth

Berfs