Anal sex for 13 year olds? Warwickshire again...

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bukakee which I as an adult have never heard of but the site said can be empowering or degrading'

Empowering for men degrading for women. Obviously. Like the vast majority of het porn.

I wonder if that is so much of a thing in gay porn. Which in its standard format is much less about sexual dominance and violence.

How awful, sickening.

That clever, funny, talented young woman

That clever, funny, talented young woman killed herself twenty five years ago, leaving a baby and tiny child.

That's so terribly sad

Apparently the Scottish guidelines have children learning the anal how to stuff at least a year before learning about STD. Whose brilliant idea was that?

I feel like anything claiming to be educational ought to be teaching about the health consequences of these niche acts.

So e.coli should get a mention, as should anal leakage, colostomy bags, not to forget the usual plethora of STDs that young adults ought to be informed of as part of encouraging safe sex.

In the end, it boils down to this: minors are going to experiment with sex. Sometimes a bit too early, sometimes at the right point. We all know this and we all know it's not the end of the world. What they need is not an explanation of every esoteric activity going with a side order of grooming fanfare of cool confetti attached. It's parental input and a school curriculum that puts an emphasis on the ability to assert boundaries and to resist peer pressure.

Then the poor little things might actually enjoy it when they do give it a go.

EYEBALL LICKING ? ?
The easy way to conjunctivitis kids.

I remember eyeball licking!

(Talk of it! Talk of it! Not actually doing it!)

In what way are eyeballs erotic? I'm still confused 25+ years later!

I am middle aged and have never heard of bukake, I have absolutely no idea what that is, or daisy chaining, I am not going to google ! Nor had I heard of felching until I looked at that website. Yet my young daughters are supposed to read about this stuff ?
Vile. Who on God’s earth wants to talk to year 8 children about extreme sexual fetishes ? It is so disturbing that I actually had to stop reading.
I posted on the AIBU thread about this, that the whole tone , the down-with-the-kids language suddenly reminded me of someone, the one adult who was like this with my friendship group when I was the target age of the site. That man, Jack, tried to groom me, and had been raping his daughter for years. That clever, funny, talented young woman killed herself twenty five years ago, leaving a baby and tiny child. All the alarm bells are ringing for me here.
What the hell is wrong with the people who have given the green light for this ? Do they really think this is progressive ?

Eyeball licking???????

I remember the eyeball licking trend and still don't understand what the point was meant to be.

That's it isn't it, it's gone from "These are things some adults like to do and try" to "lets all join in"

I actually knew what all the things referred to on the site meant. And I learned it in an issue of Mizz magazine in about 1991. I seem to remember something about people licking each others eyeballs too. But the difference there was that it was very much presented as 'these are perversions that strange people do. Let's laugh at them. And also, no one should ever be making you try them, that would be weird'. Which is very different to 'this is what everyone is at, it's fine to give it a try'.

Nah! Leave it out for the world to see and have a good laugh at, normally causes embarrassing shrivelling!
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On flashing

oh Jonny, do put it away dear. That's neither big nor clever.

The parental controls have stuck with me.

I know not everyone uses them, but, they do protect children.

What better way to avoid parental controls, makenit compulsory at schools and foroce it on children as 'approved' material on County endorsed website.

Endorsing this does, as we've seen with some comments from adults, convince people its right, 'because those in authority are now porn fetishists^

There were many that thought what Jimmy Saville was up to was wrong, they were shut down by those supposedly in authority.

These organisations are complicit in abusing children.

(On felching)

Now that just sounds unsanitary, dear. I think I still have some of that brand of mouthwash that the dentist used to give you in a cupboard somewhere - here, let's get you sorted out.

Yeah

Then you could go into detail about who was going to do it to whom

The links don’t work for me because my parental controls on my router are blocking them as inappropriate.

Oh, the fucking irony.

Is it supposed to be fun jonny...do you think I ought to try it with your father?

Perfect.

And i know I’m joking but its not funny

The ‘fisting p’ reference was in a movie

Anyone want to take a punt at guessing the age certification of the film?

kittens

As part of my chat with ds1 i did say ‘well...mummy and daddy dont do it’

Hopefully that has permanently connected his parents with the act of fisting in his little brain

That would probably work with jonny as well

Is it supposed to be fun jonny...do you think I ought to try it with your father?

We should start asking people like Jonny to explain why they're so interested in, say, fisting. An ongoing series of "but why though?" carried on for long enough would presumably break down the ability to talk shite of even the most determined degenerate. Even more so if the person asking is their mum.

"But Jonny, love, why must you write about sticking your hand up people's bums on the internet? What could possibly be fun about that? Do you need me to send you some Dettol?"

(Pun entirely intended)