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Straight Man elected as Labour LGBT Officer 😂

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CaveMum · 28/06/2019 08:55

Oh the irony! Watch the woke folk implode with self-righteous indignation!

Karma?

Straight Man elected as Labour LGBT Officer 😂
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BuzzShitbagBobbly · 29/06/2019 10:09

I think we should all adopt a misogynist wanktrumpet.

I have McKinnon (yes I am still preening about that!).

One of you surely can take on LOJ?
Madigan needs a sponsor too.
Etc

The rule is that you have to get personally called out and/or insulted by them on twitter, then you know they look up to you for guidance and leadership.

I feel so magnanimous at my charitable works.

MuthaFunka61 · 29/06/2019 09:45

This is all so delicious, I've gone up a dress size just by reading it.

👏

ZebrasAreBras · 29/06/2019 09:32

Mermoose - just shows, parody is impossible these days. Real life has become parody. The End of Days is nigh Brew

I will enjoy watching the LGBTQ eating itself - because they have so utterly screwed women, especially lesbians.

Mermoose · 29/06/2019 09:28

Zebrasarebras queer-identifying straight white people are there ahead of you! Here they are lamenting how hard life is when you're not 'visibly queer':
"Naming is particularly important to the pair as a means of signaling their queerness, since they “pass” as a straight couple. “We don’t look visibly queer,” Ms. Davidson said, “So in some ways, our choice of names helps us affirm our identities.”"

Although I see they have assumed the gender of their theyby. Bigots.

www.nytimes.com/2018/04/26/well/family/some-lgbt-parents-reject-the-names-mommy-and-daddy.html

DuMondeB · 29/06/2019 09:27

Wanktrumpets! 😂

LangCleg · 29/06/2019 09:26

Also: come on Owen. Pretty please. The anticipation is killing me. Dispense thy words of wisdom.

LangCleg · 29/06/2019 09:22

Reading the Pink News article and the earlier one from the Newham Reporter, the election of the apparently straight man to the LGBT post appears to be part of the broader campaign by Christian and Muslim parents against LGBT-inclusive teaching in schools, similar to the protests going on in Birmingham at the moment.

If this is the case rather than paranoid exaggeration on the part of Woke Activists, who seem to feel entitled to the entire Labour machinery, there is absolutely no way the Sanctimonious Morph will be able to stay away.

On a serious note, wokeism is going to destroy Labour electorally. It's spitting on the Labour vote in every marginal-held and marginal-target seat. Scotland is already gone cos indy vote, the deindustrialised areas are pretty much gone cos Brexit, and now they're going for the Labour-voting but socially conservative Muslim areas because they can't bear to accept a simple anti-bullying primary school curriculum instead of the queer theory extremism of No Outsiders. And women are disappearing up and down the country.

It's nuts. The Woke understanding nothing but political battering rams and denunciation authoritarianism. No idea how to build consensus or make political bargains or seek compromises.

As women, we might as well concentrate on lobbying the Tories about this. Because Labour isn't going to be in power any time soon.

FlippinFumin · 29/06/2019 09:17

I think this is hilarious and pathetic and we need to take the best advantage of it.

Any straight white female up for putting themselves forward for LGBTQ+ positions?

In all seriousness, I think Threehoursfromhome could be correct. The shitstorm may well just be getting started. Heads will be exploding trying to work out which side they should come down on. Of course IF he is a Muslim, making him step down is not going to look good. Self ID is self ID, end of!

TheBullshitGoesOn · 29/06/2019 09:17

And I rather liked this reply on the LGBTLabour Twitter thread.

Straight Man elected as Labour LGBT Officer 😂
Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 29/06/2019 09:15

i loved "Maybe his kink is taking LGBT jobs?

Oh i missed that!!!

We need a thread of FWR sayings....it would be awesome

nellodee · 29/06/2019 09:14

I loved "Maybe his kink is taking LGBT jobs?"

TheBullshitGoesOn · 29/06/2019 09:12

If you wrote that article carefully zebra, using established queer levels of clarity, then I'm sure you'll get some wokewankers agreeing with it without understanding what it is saying.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 29/06/2019 08:56

And i adore

checkwoke motherfuckers

I might try and squeeze that in my conversations today

Child.....Mum can i have a slice of cake?

Me....No

Me....CHECKWOKE MOTHERFUCKER

I just don't think it should be confined to ‘woke’ stuff

Eaudear · 29/06/2019 08:54

Doesn't it feel shit Rohit when things meant for you are taken over by people those things arent meant for? A while back I would have been in solidarity with you, but not any more.

Never has the phrase, 'what goes around comes around' been more appropriate.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 29/06/2019 08:54

People would absolutely believe that zebra

Its hard to tell what’s parody and whats not nowadays

ZebrasAreBras · 29/06/2019 08:44

I think I'll have a go at an academic paper. Or a Medium article (near enough the same thing these days Wink )

Working title:

"Queering the Straight White Male: Why he is oppressed by the LGBT community."

"In these days of Inclusivity, the LGBTQ+++ movement must be mindful not to exclude the small, marginalised group of Queer Straight White Males - who are in danger of becoming Britain's most oppressed ever..."

"Exclusion of the queer-straight community by LGBTQ groups, when it comes to employment opportunities, political positions and pointless award ceremonies, is unacceptable and unkind. LGBTQ groups must be kind and inclusive. Straight white males can be queer too, and by self-ID'ing as part of the Queer community, the straight white male does not have to make any material changes to his lifestyle - the mere act of identifying as Queer is quite enough. Who are we to tell the queer straight white male that he cannot be special too?"

Reckon I'm onto something! Grin

MrsBertBibby · 29/06/2019 08:43

So they didn't vote in a vote they knew was scheduled, and then got cross the people opposing them won that vote?

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 29/06/2019 08:37

This situation does truly warrant the phrase invented by a postert on here

checkwoke motherfuckers

Grin

I've decided to just let the schadenfreude take me. we're all fucked anyway, I may as well get my laughs where I can

do we think Little Owen Jones is trapped under something heavy somewhere, desperately straining to reach his phone so he can tweet his insights on this situation?

wrongsideofhistorymyarse · 29/06/2019 08:28

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1984in2019 · 29/06/2019 08:23

That twitter feed is comedy gold.
Labour LGBT eats itself.

Threehoursfromhome · 29/06/2019 08:18

Reading the Pink News article and the earlier one from the Newham Reporter, the election of the apparently straight man to the LGBT post appears to be part of the broader campaign by Christian and Muslim parents against LGBT-inclusive teaching in schools, similar to the protests going on in Birmingham at the moment.

I am speculating, but this may be one reason why the name of the winning candidate has yet to be released. If he has a name which is identifiably Muslim, the whole issue becomes even more thorny for the Labour party: it’s not just about LGBT rights, and whether LGBT is a coherent category, but also about religious beliefs and racial politics.

Ultimately, the winning candidate was elected in what appears to have been a fair vote and won. If Labour want to overturn that vote they need a solid policy reason for doing so. I don't see that they can treat this as a one-off, because that looks like they are targetting a particular result/group they don't like. This is self-inflicted though, if trans falls under the LGBT umbrella and self id as trans is allowed, then there was always the possibility that people opposed to LGB rights would exploit that loophole.

DuMondeB · 29/06/2019 08:07

Maybe the straight man’s female partner identifies as a man?

EweSurname · 29/06/2019 07:43

If the man who won did say homophobic things, then this is a sad situation. It still doesn’t take away from the fact that all the self id supporters can’t see the hypocrisy in being upset over this and then begrudging women not wanting men (often misogynistic men) representing them!

TriptychDebbie · 29/06/2019 07:24

Could he be the new Lily Madigan @GCAcademic? Who in my humble opinion is an underrated comedy genius.

GCAcademic · 29/06/2019 07:14

Rohit's once again getting his arse handed to him with his recent 'transwomen are women' comment' and still doesn't get it.

People like him are ideologues. There is no appeal to logic with people like that. I saw another tweet of his where he referred to people in the Labour party who are "moderate / far right". Yes, Rohit, they are exactly the same thing Hmm

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