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Harry the Owl

341 replies

slycooperatemysocks · 15/05/2019 15:45

Please can Harry be dropped from the Fair Cop campaign. Having an overt racist involved will just damage it. Thank you

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MoleSmokes · 04/06/2019 23:57

I'm hopeless at metric - what does 25,040 lb weigh in new money?

Is that how fat he is?

MsJeminaPuddleduck · 04/06/2019 23:04

Anyway, just so long as he's not fighting for the police to overcome institutional misogyny that's all I can say. Just shocking the rumours about that man ... pah!

Let's just make sure no one sends £225 his way in the very near future

MsJeminaPuddleduck · 04/06/2019 23:00

Aaaah that was him was it?

Well, I'm not surprised he doesn't like it being bought up, what with him having let himself go and all. All that face fuzz and whatnot. What he needs is some nice hair extensions, a bit of slap and he'll get back to his glamorous best self again.

Popchyk · 04/06/2019 22:42

Harry was in The Sugababes for a while back in the day. Fell out with Keisha and left under a cloud.

He doesn't like to talk about it now.

MsJeminaPuddleduck · 04/06/2019 20:10

Goodness, this Harry the Owl person sounds dreadful ... tell me, what else has he been up to?

Jux · 04/06/2019 19:52

LangCleg · 04/06/2019 19:06

I heard that he once said hello to Julie Bindel.

Popchyk · 04/06/2019 19:05

Harry the Owl regularly hosts dinner parties at his palatial home with guests Boris Johnson, Julian Assange and Roman Polanski. And Myra Hindley.

Harry swigs back the Chateauneuf-du-Pape with nary a thought about the struggles of nonbinaryfolx or the furry community.

Caligula had nothing on this fucker, I'm telling ya.

MilletSentToForceIt · 04/06/2019 18:53

I’m sending a few more unmentionables to ‘He Who Shall Not Be Named’

LangCleg · 04/06/2019 18:40

I heard his farts don't smell. That's the mark of a dodgy geezer right there.

barelove · 04/06/2019 18:09

Bumping because I just want to add to some of the outragous things Harry has done in his past - wrestled a unicorn down with his bare hands and ate it's still beating heart I think was what I heard.

Just that, not for any other reason.

SocksKnitter · 04/06/2019 17:45

Only 415 unmentionable things to go to reach the target.

barelove · 04/06/2019 14:32

I'm always forgetting to refresh or turn the page before posting too, so I end up posting a comment that no longer seems to have any relevance to where the thread has ended up!

RubbishRobotFromTheDawnOfTime · 04/06/2019 13:50

We shouldn't hold anyone up as being beyond criticism. And if we're going to criticise people who we disagree with for something, we should be willing to apply that to those we agree with on other matters too.

Yes it's legal (or should be) for someone to tweet unpleasant comments about women wearing hijab, but it makes me think they're not very nice. And I wouldn't want to follow their lead on an apparently shared political cause.

TobyandLottiesmum · 04/06/2019 13:17

Oh no! He's just been tweeting limericks to @humberbeat again. Seriously peeps think about who you're sending your unmentionable things to on another unmentionable thing

Popchyk · 04/06/2019 13:14

Listen, the guy doesn't even have preferred pronouns listed on his Twitter bio. And hasn't to date revealed his innate gender identity. Christ goddammit, the guy doesn't even have a fucking flag.

That is the kind of fash that we are dealing with here. Angry

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 04/06/2019 12:48

I heard he talent spotted Ed Shearan and is responsible for all his success

Seriously, think about the kind of man you’re giving your money to people

Popchyk · 04/06/2019 12:44

I personally saw Harry the Owl boot three kittens in the chest this week. I am using the words "personally" and "saw" in the metaphysical sense.

Plus I know for a fact that he was instrumental in getting a new series of Love Island recommissioned.

And I've heard that he's not even a Stonewall champion.

That's the kind of fella y'all are supporting.

barelove · 04/06/2019 12:37

OP you are either super smart and knew exactly the way this thread would go: start by pretending to defame Harry knowing that this will actually result in the rallying of support for the fair cop campaign, or you are a bit peed off right now at the way your thread's stupendously backfired Smile

MsJeminaPuddleduck · 04/06/2019 12:35

This legal case is soooo needed

LangCleg · 04/06/2019 12:34

So close!

MoleSmokes · 04/06/2019 12:32

I saw "Ada Haddock" peeling some notes out of "Steph's secret stash" then lobbing them at a nocturnal bird of prey with large eyes, a facial disc, a hooked beak, and typically a loud hooting call. Wink

MangoesAreMyFavourite · 04/06/2019 12:17

Almost there! This is fantastic!!

JessicaWakefieldSV · 04/06/2019 12:06

Oh awesome... as I nudge DH to add a few more....

ZebrasAreBras · 04/06/2019 11:45

OMG that's fantastic!! Grin Grin Brew