Everything about you and your body is disgusting.

Good spot aswede

They only didn't do a 'secrey gross boy things' because it would fill the entire internet. Although there's a good selection on the Relationships board.

All of them. Lots. Oh except the first one cos i’d rather leave them alone.

This thread is cracking me up.

Perimenopause reminds me a lot of puberty with the feast or famine periods and - yep - the Carrie-like flooding. I’ll admit to accidentally epilating with the wings on pads.

Also, why would you shave the bits that don’t show? It only grows back so you have to keep doing it, plus there’s a really annoying prickly phase in the middle.

^Plucked your nipple hair.
Only shaved bits of skin that would show.^

So both removing body hair and not removing all body hair is "disgusting"?

Q: What’s your favourite period film?
A: Carrie

actual LOL

This has reminded me of Fleabag:
Q: What’s your favourite period film?
A: Carrie.

BettyDuMonde

We have three dark colored designated sex sheets and use them religiously and never as bedsheets - period bedsheets are a must we call them "Carrie".

Jeez.

Who writes these? I think I can safely say that not a single girl at my sixth form thinks any of these things are "disgusting". Got to be a misinformed man, surely?

I have gone right off jellyfrizz

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly

forget nipples (although I pluck them too), I reserve most of my energy for my chin.

Laughed so hard at this I managed to breathe coffee into my sinus!!! Right there with you on this - my chin is a battleground! Lmao!

how about bled all over those bad boys then climbed right back in the next night? The milk didn't go sour or anything, and the cows still gave birth.

You are killing me! So funny (and true).

I am going to have to take everyone's word that plucking nipple hair is satisfying. The thought makes my toes curl.

But the rest, completely normal.

Betty 😂😂
I'm

I can hear my late Nan’s voice now... ‘What? Oh jjust stick a towel over it for now’

I often don’t shave the bits that are visible, let alone those that aren’t. Who cares if my legs are hairy when I go for a run?

After giving birth to DD, I managed to climb off the sticky horrible delivery bed to have a shower, only to realise my error when I got my clean self back to the still filthy bed. I got back in, as I was knackered, so a bit of period blood, whether on sheets or pants, is neither here nor there.

Maybe you should be shaving your nipple hair? [wincing at potential for damage]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Does hair actually grow on nipples? I'm intrigued (but I'm also quite weird so there's that).

When I was a student my boyfriend and I had some special period sex sheets we called The Night of a Thousand Virgins. BuzzFeed would've made a weird noise and exploded

Amazing. I admit, I have considered purchasing a specific ‘sex blanket’ to save on the laundry. Not keen on the available colours, mind you...

www.amazon.co.uk/Liberator-Fascinator-Moisture-Resistant-Blanket/dp/B004H70IBS?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Discrete for merging with your current bedding - not when you’ve got a thing for Cath Kidston florals and vintage candlewick bedspreads it isn’t!

I have no white hairs on my chest. Severe black nipple pubes for me. So much fun to pull out.

Sounds like a vintage woman hating article. I’ve resolved never to click in links like that and feel better for it.

forget nipples (although I pluck them too), I reserve most of my energy for my chin.

and I love that they really couldn't let themselves go too far with this:

bled on to your sheets a TINY bit but were too tired to change them ASAP

how about bled all over those bad boys then climbed right back in the next night? The milk didn't go sour or anything, and the cows still gave birth.

MIdgebabe

Ok, not big on shaving anything, but why would anyone shave something that wasn’t visible?

I get your perspective for sure. I just think it is a personal preference thing.

For me, I was burned really badly as a prepubescent girl (2nd and 3rd degree requiring a lot of medical intervention - keloid scarring). So I shave what makes me feel good and don't worry about other people's thoughts on it. If hairy feels good, go for it! If shaven (or somewhere in between) feels good, go for it! Sometimes I go full yeti and regret it when I attempt to tame the unruly overgrowth (keloid scarring can make it scary!) lol.

Oh so I'm not the only one to be cursed by the lone long white hair Fermats!

I usually forget mine's there until I scratch my chest and think "what the feck is that???"

Plucking it is supremely satisfying.

Terry those lone, long white hairs... What is it with them? I have one lone Dennis Healey eyebrow hair.

I'm also intrigued by the contradiction - it's gross to pluck the hair on your nipples, but it's also gross to only shave the visible parts of you?

Maybe you should be shaving your nipple hair? [wincing at potential for damage]