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Banana pancakes

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EweSurname · 04/04/2019 08:36

A wonderful breakfast thread to ensure all the good women of fwr start the day right with substance and not just dross. I’ve already failed and partaken in consuming shite but it might not be too late for lots of you!

I like making egg free pancakes by substituting the eggs fro mashed bananas- works a treat.

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MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2019 10:32

Tinsel, you might find it creates a radicalisation portal that leads here. And fluffier pancakes. Win win I say.

Blue depends on how well mashed the banana is! We like that there is evidence of actual bananas Smile

Wrybread · 04/04/2019 10:31

I've never made American style ones but this thread has got me thinking I should try banana ones. Any tips for how thick to pour the mixture into the pan and how to know when to flip them?

Blueblueyellow · 04/04/2019 10:28

But aren't they lumpy? LUMPY!!?

TinselAngel · 04/04/2019 10:27

Self raising and baking powder?

Doesn't that go against all laws of nature?

JessicaWakefieldSVH · 04/04/2019 10:26

Blueblueyellow I’ll add mine when I can. You tend to replace eggs with them, I add extra raising agent for fluffy pancakes- American style oat ones are my fav

Ginkythefangedhellpigofdoom · 04/04/2019 10:26

Krispy while I think bananas in any form are rank so therefore there's no defending them how can banana pancakes be omelettes?

There's no eggs.

Have I missed the point of the interesting and funny post and now look like the uneducated heathen i am? Blush

ToastyFingers · 04/04/2019 10:26

Bananas are evil stringy devil fruit and are only good in banana cake.

I'm having coffee with cream and debating putting a shot of whisky in, as it's my first day off after many late shifts.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2019 10:25

I don't know about egg free, but my banana pancake recipe is
1 mashed banana
1 egg
1 cup self raising flour
0.5 cup milk
0.5 cup plain yoghurt
1 tsp baking powder

Mix them all together. Dollop onto a frying pan and flip when the top starts bubbling. Lovely with salty butter.

IM0GEN · 04/04/2019 10:23

I can’t eat wheat OR bananas. So no weetabkx either.

What can I eat for breakfast while still identifying as gender free ?

Blueblueyellow · 04/04/2019 10:22

OK so what's the recepie for the egg free pancakes?looked through the thread but can't find it. I'm not understanding how this works at all...

Wrybread · 04/04/2019 10:20

Are we talking American style pancakes or trad British/French ones?

Mine will wolf down British ones no matter how many I make

YogaDrone · 04/04/2019 10:15

"You can also freeze pancakes if you make a ridiculously enormous batch that you physically couldn't eat in one sitting"

I want to do this Biology but my family see increasing amounts of pancakes as a challenge and despite my making more and more in a desperate bid to have some left over to freeze, they rise to the challenge and eat them.

Wrybread · 04/04/2019 10:15

Anymore banana milkshake or banana ice cream recipes? I'm think I'm going to go out into this horrible weather to get some bananas now 😂

Ereshkigal · 04/04/2019 10:08

I'm in McDonald's eating a snuck-in M & S croissant with coffee that I did buy here...not a banana breakfast bu can I join?

YABVU Grin

BiologyNotBigotry · 04/04/2019 10:08

You can also freeze pancakes if you make a ridiculously enormous batch that you physically couldn't eat in one sitting... Then you can have pancakes whenever you like & they take less than a minute to defrost in the microwave so you can easily hide in the kitchen while the DC think you're cleaning & munch on them... Not that I'm doing that now or anything...

JessicaWakefieldSVH · 04/04/2019 10:04

If it was possible I would quite like to make MNHQ a treat for breakfast this morning. It would definitely not be Langs disgusting breakfast recipe

I offered to send cake but they wouldn’t hear of it!!

terryleather · 04/04/2019 10:00

I like your style Shivering!

terryleather · 04/04/2019 09:59

Others may disagree, but a good ol' breakfast joust is indeed one of the pleasures of FWR Lang.

ShiveringCoyote · 04/04/2019 09:56

I started so well with porridge mixed with chopped up banana strawberries and flat peaches. And then on the way back from the school run I had three sausage rolls and a brownie Blush

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 04/04/2019 09:56

Top tip Eroll, thanks. That said, ds would eat sugar from the packet so I'm not sure too sweet is something he's aware of Hmm

tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 04/04/2019 09:56

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tellmewhenthespaceshiplandscoz · 04/04/2019 09:55

I'm in McDonald's eating a snuck-in M & S croissant with coffee that I did buy here...not a banana breakfast bu can I join?

I do have a banana in my bag though I'm wondering if I tentatively wave it in the air if any of you might spot me? It can be the morning sustenance equivalent of wearing a rose in ones lapel, or a secret wink

ILuvBirdsEye · 04/04/2019 09:53

Cardboard, milk and sliced bananas today. I must have heard you guys through the ether Grin

ErrolTheDragon · 04/04/2019 09:53

Holy smokes, I never thought of making frozen bananas into milkshakes. If I chuck in some hot chocolate powder can I convince fruit dodging ds that it's a chocolate milkshake?

You might do better with cocoa rather than hot chocolate powder as the bananas are sweet (especially if they're overripe which is the case for all my frozen ones).

I don't do milkshakes - I blend them with various additions depending on what I have. Strawberries or blueberries and a dollop of yogurt, or a blob of Nutella, or almond butter and cocoa.

Or use them in muffins or porridge.

terryleather · 04/04/2019 09:51

Terry I am not sure a referendum on weetabix is a good plan, you will split fwr down the middle. It will take decades to repair the damage.

Oh fuck you're right birds - I will be the David Cameron of FWR Shock