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I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself

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GeordieGenes · 28/03/2019 23:21

I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself

A zigbot is anyone that identifies as a zigbot. You just know you're one.

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GeordieGenes · 30/03/2019 22:24

@mutant

Only true geordies will understand it... Wink

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MutantDisco · 30/03/2019 22:16

OP your username Grin

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GeordieGenes · 30/03/2019 20:19

Shall we ask shem to do a post on zigbot pronouns?

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Ereshkigal · 30/03/2019 19:58

Oh please sign me up!

KatvonHostileExtremist · 30/03/2019 19:32

Thank God we've got someone to educate us on this!

I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself
I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself
KatvonHostileExtremist · 30/03/2019 19:31

Textbook "English"

I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself
KatvonHostileExtremist · 30/03/2019 19:30

Shey/shem

I know a guy called Shey
How's he doing to feel about becoming a neopronoun?

I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself
I'm a zigbot. My pronouns are zi/ zir/ zirself
KatvonHostileExtremist · 30/03/2019 19:29

Zigbot
Zigbot
Zee must come back. Look what smoo has found!!!!

genderneutralpronoun.wordpress.com/

Zigbot · 30/03/2019 15:07

The gin has worn off. I’m now left with a headache and nothing remotely interesting to add.

Ouch.

Off for a lay down in a dark room.

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GeordieGenes · 30/03/2019 14:26

What's this? Another zigbot?

I thought I was speshul... Sad

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Zigbot · 30/03/2019 14:09

Zatchel

HorsewithnoBackstop · 30/03/2019 08:31

Expand ‘because mustard’ please.

Allow me:

b e c a u s e...m u s t a r d

Justhadathought · 29/03/2019 22:58

So how can I tell if someone is a zigbot just by looking?

Pink hair, stripy tights and a satchel.

Justhadathought · 29/03/2019 22:56

Are you related to Sigue Sigue Sputnik?

Zigbot · 29/03/2019 21:08

Oh, me too.

Pass the blue hair dye.

ludog · 29/03/2019 20:59

Is all the gin gone?

SomeDyke · 29/03/2019 11:39

"synonymous with schrodigender"

I don't think people have got the concept of Schrodigender quite right -- surely, with a nod to quantum theory, the correct interpretation should be that how dare you observe me, because that will collapse the wavefunction of my gender identity into one of the two (boring) options (male or female in boring ole language), rather than the exciting quantum superposition of male and female, neither and both at the same time, that I am fondly imagining myself to be?

And those really making an effort should bring in Kurt Godel and his incompleteness theorems (""On Formally Undecidable Propositions gender in Principia Mathematica and Related Systems I"),...plus Godel always comes along when others try to appropriate quantum theory to back-up their favorite nutcase bit of pseudo-science.

BolloxtoGender · 29/03/2019 11:20

Expand ‘because mustard’ please.

JellySlice · 29/03/2019 11:17

But I told you! Because mustard!

BolloxtoGender · 29/03/2019 11:11

So how can I tell if someone is a zigbot just by looking?

Knicknackpaddyflak · 29/03/2019 10:47

That's a very last Tuesday old fashioned, out of date perception of genes.

Some genes are lollipops. Some are January. Many like to holiday in Barcelona. No kink shaming please.

JellySlice · 29/03/2019 10:43

However it is a little known fact that all zigbots share a third of a gene with...

Gene fetishist! How very dare you!

Knicknackpaddyflak · 29/03/2019 10:40

I also identify as a zigbot. However it is a little known fact that all zigbots share a third of a gene with the aunt's sister's hamster's fourth cousin's grandma of a dolphin, if you twist the microscope sideways and squint a bit.

So zigbots are dolphins. I shall be attending all zoos in easy reach of my crowdfunded taxi to exercise my right to swim with my family. The trainers have been warned that any attempt to say this will frighten or harm or negatively affect the dolphins is zigbotphobic and those dolphins just need to get over their social prejudices that dolphins don't have two legs, two arms, no tail and an ego that you have to turn sideways to get through a door As I don't eat fish, obviously not all dolphins eat fish. So the dolphin diet in all zoos will now need to include chocolate at all times.

ErrolTheDragon · 29/03/2019 10:30

A zigbot is anyone that identifies as a zigbot

And possibly, anyone who doesn't strongly feel they're not a zigbot.

HTH.

BolloxtoGender · 29/03/2019 10:27

And a zigbot is what again please?

I mean apart from ‘ zigbot means zigbot’.

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