Distress and upset? I'm fucking distressed and upset. Me too Datun me too.
Think we should put together a list of all the things said on Twitter, Facebook, in speeches, policy documents, by lobby groups, et al that distress and upset us and send it to Inspector Wilson so he can ask them the "Why would you say that knowing it causes distress to women?"
How many pages of complaints could we produce? I reckon a hell of a lot of trees worth of paper would be needed to print them all out.
How long would it take the dear Inspector to investigate and ring everyone on the list? If he allocated all his duty time to it he would probably retire before it was completed given that new examples appear every minute of every day.