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Mumsnet - worst in society!

135 replies

Bittermints · 01/03/2019 13:57

Dearie me.

Mumsnet - worst in society!
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Katterinaballerina · 01/03/2019 19:30

Silent scorn.

Bowlofbabelfish · 01/03/2019 19:29

I judged a poodle today

Professionally or in a silent, eyebrow raising way? Grin

ChattyLion · 01/03/2019 19:28

Also feel that I should point out that no fucker on this thread has Thought of the Children. Shameful!!

thenightsky · 01/03/2019 19:28

DH just looked at me funny. I'm silently shaking with laughter at this thread and the sofa is vibrating. Grin

ChattyLion · 01/03/2019 19:25

We’re over 50% of society, love, so good luck with that. Grin

terfsandwich · 01/03/2019 19:18

Is that the "Twaw except for relationship purposes" guy?

If it is I understand his point. Given that men are most afraid of women laughing at them etc.

BreconBeBuggered · 01/03/2019 19:16

I'm glad I've been outed as the worst. The world only sees a middle-aged boring mother limping blamelessly and dutifully through life. The sordid facts are that not only have I not washed a bath towel for days, but I've been conducting a sinister secret experiment to see how long it will take a male family member to reach across and open a new bar of bath soap. I'm still using my extensive but girly Christmas stash. They've been apparently eking out slivers of old soap since Sunday, the lazy articles.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 01/03/2019 19:09

Will this horror never end???

Katterinaballerina · 01/03/2019 19:03

I judged a poodle today. I also took a packet of biscuits from my sister’s house.

LordProfFekkoThePenguinPhD · 01/03/2019 19:02

I just ate some of DSs Halloween chocolate (yes we’ve still got some hanging around). It was horrible.

Floisme · 01/03/2019 18:59

I've just eaten my son's Doritos.

I'll turn myself in now.

CuppaTeaAndAJammieDodger · 01/03/2019 18:42

I'm filing this next to "nest of vipers"

ComputerSaysMo · 01/03/2019 18:40

Well, you know what they say about the hand that rocks the cradle. Confused

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 01/03/2019 18:28

I would make a joke about us expecting the police to knock on the door any minute, but that has already happened to some here due to the world going mad, so.......awkward

GrinitchSpinach · 01/03/2019 18:18

Mumsnet: the worst, because worried about the Wurst in society.

zen1 · 01/03/2019 18:18
boatyardblues · 01/03/2019 18:15

Oh ffs! MN

boatyardblues · 01/03/2019 18:15

Testament to how effective FWR is at helping us overcome our female socialisation. Be nice? Nah, fuck that!

ErrolTheDragon · 01/03/2019 18:02

Mums... know what sex is, and aren't afraid to use it. Check out the TTC and pregnancy boards, if you dare.

I want a good costume and a dramatic mustache.

World book day is approaching, I'm sure you'll be able to get help with that.

AuntieCJ · 01/03/2019 17:59

Hurrah for us. No penises allowed.

MaverickSnoopy · 01/03/2019 17:55

Always was a bit of a rebel.

These mum's. Dangerous women.

AornisHades · 01/03/2019 17:54

I haven't ironed ds's cubs shirt.
Send me for a war crimes trial.

ApocalypseNowt · 01/03/2019 17:52

I just ate the last mini roll and I couldn't be arsed doing any housework today.

Fear me.

JellySlice · 01/03/2019 17:51

Nest of vipers!

Grin

The worst are absolutely the best.

LuggsaysNotaWomen · 01/03/2019 17:50

Mwah hah hah hah!

If I’m the literal worst, I want a good costume and a dramatic mustache. I’m thinking Ming the merciless/Hitler hybrid kind of thing.