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Mumsnet - worst in society!

135 replies

Bittermints · 01/03/2019 13:57

Dearie me.

Mumsnet - worst in society!
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BreconBeBuggered · 01/03/2019 21:38

Victoria, I have been adulterating all bathwater with Matey-type bubbles in a typically feminist attempt to ensure at least some soapiness reaches their skin. These are the depths I'm prepared to sink to. Worst in society is bang on.

HotpotLawyer · 01/03/2019 21:34

I cannot claim to be the real thing. Not compared to Chris Grayling, Momo, people who fraudulently park in P&C spaces in supermarket car parks Et al.

But I identify as the worst.

So I am.

TowelNumber42 · 01/03/2019 21:17

I screen-banned a teenager today. I am undoubtedly literally the worst in society.

Illyria47 · 01/03/2019 21:11

Kia Ora, from the worst of the worst In New Zealand. So proud to be counted amongst your honourable company. I am sure my fellow Kiwis will agree. Those who are afraid of the truth will always vilify the truth sayers.

WrathoftheWorstKlop · 01/03/2019 21:11

I will be wearing

Ffffffs

WrathoftheWorstKlop · 01/03/2019 21:08

Bernard
will there be a uniform

Yes
There will be compulsory wearing of purple.

Therefore I will wearing orange

Victoriapestis · 01/03/2019 21:04

Brecon I think the truth may be even more horrid than you fear.
They do not use soap. They fear it will peel off their manly skin.

ChesterGreySideboard · 01/03/2019 21:00

I love being the worst in society.
If I’m one of the worst then rapists, murderers, terrorists etc can’t be that bad.
In fact I’m off to use my ‘worst in society privilege’ and go out on my own after dark.

Redshoeblueshoe · 01/03/2019 20:57

I am the worst. I just popped round to Hawkeyes house and stole her secret stash of chocolate Grin

Lemoncakestrudel · 01/03/2019 20:56

How the hell have you managed that stealth? I’d broken at least four laws before I turned 18, and that’s only the laws I know about...

Oldermum156 · 01/03/2019 20:55

Mothers have long been the worst in society. After 24 years of motherhood I am used to it now. lol

HawkeyeInConfusion · 01/03/2019 20:44

I have a secret stash of chocolate in a cupboard.
The DC don't know about it.
I eat it when they're not looking.

I am the worst in society. Literally.

WrathoftheWorstKlop · 01/03/2019 20:25

Robin
You might think this larking about will stop soon.
Don't bet on it, some of us are up all night and up early too.

Snort..

WrathoftheWorstKlop · 01/03/2019 20:15

I judged a poodle today

I call that shocking.

Shocking I tell you.

TallulahWaitingInTheRain · 01/03/2019 20:14

Cheers, fellow dregs Wine

RagingWhoreBag · 01/03/2019 20:02

I accidentally made bolognese using lamb instead of beef.

And still made everyone eat it.

Literally the worst.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/03/2019 20:01

Stealing Doritos is bad, but bragging about it to those of us who don't have any is worse.Hmm

TurboTeddy · 01/03/2019 19:53

I keep coming back to this thread for the laughs, so much humour here.

Although stealing Doritos is very low even by worst in the world standards. I'm all for second chances so redemption is possible if you repent and they weren't tangy cheese flavoured Grin

TRA's the gift that keeps on giving.

QuaterMiss · 01/03/2019 19:51

Jolly good!

MindTheMinotaur · 01/03/2019 19:47

I know there are spilled rice Krispies under the sofa. The hoover is next to the sofa. Both will be in the same place tomorrow because of Mumsnet.#slattern #worst

MsTSwift · 01/03/2019 19:39

The worst in society Hmm. If we all stopped what we do day in day out “society” would fucking collapse

WTFIsAGleepglorp · 01/03/2019 19:37

I've just been wandering around a needlecraft show.

Now I'm the worst in society.

How did that happen? Grin

WrathoftheWorstKlop · 01/03/2019 19:35

Mumsnet the worst.
Really Robin?
Are you absolutely sure about that?

Bowlofbabelfish · 01/03/2019 19:33

hands up who knew they'd been recruited by Glinner?

Well you know what it’s like. You’re in Little Tesco And you get a tap on the shoulder...

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 01/03/2019 19:31

also Glinner 'recruits' from the worst in society

hands up who knew they'd been recruited by Glinner?

will there be a uniform?

if there's barracks I wouldn't put it past you lot to piss in the communal showers

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