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Don't forget to sand your vagina, ladies

41 replies

MagicMix · 28/02/2019 20:51

Horror show (Link to Facebook company page)

I always thought the various companies that try to encourage woman to put soap up their vagina were bad enough, but I have to believe this is peak misogynist capitalism. It is a dildo-shaped pumice stone with which you are supposed to exfoliate your vagina.

Any takers?

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Lumene · 28/02/2019 22:36

SHIT! I forgot to sand my vagina.

ToeToToe · 28/02/2019 21:25

My god, I thought I'd seen everything, but that "dry sex" article Shock

"Some men who insist on dry sex regard "wet" women to be unchaste."

Fucking hell. The more I see, the less I want to see. Life in a fluffy ignorant bubble of cute kittens is looking very attractive right now.

R0wantrees · 28/02/2019 21:25

yep mine too

Lacypants · 28/02/2019 21:21

Vicky mine too.

MsTiggywinkletoyou · 28/02/2019 21:19

Or maybe the product aims to remove the vagina's natural lubrication?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_sex

VickyEadie · 28/02/2019 21:18

My vag slammed itself shut like a bulldog clip when I read about this horrific thing.

SpartacusAutisticusAHF · 28/02/2019 21:16

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Omgineedanamechange · 28/02/2019 21:13

W.T.A.F!!!!

MagicMix · 28/02/2019 21:10

Also maybe not actually a stone? Perhaps something made of herbs??

Either way not something you should be sticking up yourself and holy hell you do not need to exfoliate your vagina.

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FermatsTheorem · 28/02/2019 21:07

From the NHS page:

"If nature had intended the vagina to smell like roses or lavender, it would have made the vagina smell like roses or lavender," says Professor Lamont.

I think I may just have fallen a little in love with Professor Lamont.

MagicMix · 28/02/2019 21:05

It does not appear to be a spoof. The website looks convincingly like you can really buy this. Obviously I don't intend to try to buy one to test if it's legit.

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SpartacusAutisticusAHF · 28/02/2019 21:04

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MsTiggywinkletoyou · 28/02/2019 20:57

Maybe it's fake, like the glitter thing? Debunked here:
blogs.webmd.com/webmd-interviews/20170707/your-vagina-is-a-self-cleaning-oven

A useful resource to point others to is the good old NHS:
www.nhs.uk/live-well/sexual-health/keeping-your-vagina-clean-and-healthy/

MrsKCastle · 28/02/2019 20:55
Shock
FermatsTheorem · 28/02/2019 20:55

Holy fuck.

It claims to tighten your cervix. WTAF?

DoctoressPlague · 28/02/2019 20:53

Is it Gwyneth's latest venture?