I know the Daily Mash is meant to be satire but that piece is straight truth!
“It’s a bit like having a superpower. Imagine all the shit I can fuck up whilst going completely unnoticed by the patriarchy. Maybe I’ll get together an army of similarly ‘invisible’ women to help me.
“The world isn’t going to know what’s hit it.”
(Note that of course, women only want to fuck up shit, not shittily fuck up others)