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Courting the far right is wrong.... part two

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 27/01/2019 15:50

Previously:
Posie is bad, bad and bad.
Sodastream's are under whelming
We need to be nice for the bigger boys to like us.
Camp Coffee is revolting
Evidence is never presented for why our leader and saviour is bad.
Mr frosty is crap, all agree
TimeLady's mum made a camp Coffee cake back in the day.
Also a coffee kisses recipe is found.
The alt-right are mentioned a lot.
Paul McCartney gets a mention
So does Terry Pratchett's discworld.
Mr Fruity is remembered and discussed.
Nazi's were mention by early.
We were told we "need a common enemy"
(Why we need this is presently unknown.)

And now the exciting conclusion....

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Melroses · 28/01/2019 14:06

I've had a thought. What if the far right turn us down? There is always the conservative religious somethingorothers. Failing that, the kennel club?

FlyingOink · 28/01/2019 14:05

I might sit here demurely and wait to be approached.
What would the far right use to win me over? We don't have much in common except buzz cuts.
I have a feeling this love is not meant to be.

FlyingOink · 28/01/2019 14:01

I've had a thought. What if the far right turn us down?
We're assuming they're open to being courted.
I can't face the rejection, so I'm not going to even ask
Grin

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 13:53

Let's stonk!

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Weezol · 28/01/2019 13:25

Something like this?

FWR: You dancin'?

RW: You askin'?

FWT: I'm askin'.

RW: I'm dancin'.

RepealTheGRA · 28/01/2019 13:19

I think it depends which class you identify as and also if you identify as northern or southern if you go with AAK’s approach or Langs.

LangCleg · 28/01/2019 13:13

I think we ask it if it gets its tits out for the lads.

(Too much? I'll get my coat.)

AngryAttackKittens · 28/01/2019 13:10

I think you ask its father for permission to take it out for tea and a stroll through Regents Park, with a suitable chaperone along of course.

Purplewithgreenspots · 28/01/2019 13:02

I’m not sure how one courts the far right. Does one ask for its hand in marriage, or is is the same as fronting court, to go to court in the name of the far right? Not planning to do either, just thought I’d ask.

hipsterfun · 28/01/2019 12:37

I refuse to believe anyone ever anywhere has actually consumed an entire bottle of Camp.

Challenge accepted, my good woman.

As I write, I’m sipping a Camp Bourgeois, a milk-based non-alcoholic cocktail of my own creation. Camp in milk over ice, muddled with Monin vanilla.

Just need a soldier or two to go with.

Weezol · 28/01/2019 12:11

Camp in a plastic bottle?

I prefer a tent.

As a pedant, I am delighted with swhittle and will be applying the biro to forms with great pleasure.

BettyDuMonde · 28/01/2019 12:04

You can’t return a bottle until it’s empty and I refuse to believe anyone ever anywhere has actually consumed an entire bottle of Camp.

womanformallyknownaswoman · 28/01/2019 11:59

Was he a Sikh soldier or a Gurhka? As the latter were disbanded relatively recently and that could be why the soldier had to take the weight off/ retire early.

Such a shame plastic has replaced glass. Returnable Camp Coffee jars - now there’s a thing!

AngryAttackKittens · 28/01/2019 11:20

I'm 5 pages in and we're already back to Early not understanding what a religious organization is. I need some non-Camp coffee if we're going to do this again.

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 11:05

Yet another job changed thanks to health and safety!

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hipsterfun · 28/01/2019 10:38

I suspect it changed to plastic when the Sikh soldier decided to sit down.

I read somewhere he actually had back problems from carrying around crates of the glass bottles. Health and safety had a word so they changed over to plastic.

Purplewithgreenspots · 28/01/2019 10:24

I love control. I wish my hair would behave.Grin

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 10:15

They are all people who love control.

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Dragon3 · 28/01/2019 10:13

The left is seems to me to be rich ppl pretending
But they don’t
But they have time to seem like they care

I agree.

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 09:45

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 09:03

I suspect it changed to plastic when the Sikh soldier decided to sit down.

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TimeLady · 28/01/2019 07:57

I love the idea of swhittle (remember the 'h' Grin).

So every time we see a reference to 'gender' when it should be 'sex', we have an example of a swhittle?

And as I understand it, the more we mention swhittle, the quicker it'll be picked up by the search bots who compile the search engine rankings. Page 1 Google, here we come.

My out of date (2014) Camp bottle is glass. Seriously, it does make a very good coffee & walnut sponge and coffee butter icing. Just use enough to tint to a delicate fawn.

Off to search for some more swhittles...

merrymouse · 28/01/2019 07:48

I wouldn't mind the erasure of gender stereotypes.

The problem is that all the biological stuff will continue to happen to women, but we won't be able to talk about it.

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CaptainKirksSpookyghost · 28/01/2019 07:29

you know things are bad when I’m more scared of publicly saying I’m an adult human female than a vegan!
Grin

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Oxytocindeficient · 28/01/2019 07:27

Oh, it’s more of a hassle being gluten free than vegan. And I get more shit for it despite it being for health reasons. It kinda freaks my family out when there’s a big lump on my neck! Not even beautiful light and fluffy bread is worth the swelling sadly... oh I miss fresh gorgeous bread. Stuck eating cardboard. GF bread really is bad.