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Don’t put parsley in your vagina.

63 replies

AspieAndProud · 18/01/2019 16:16

Apparently this is a thing.

There is no scientifcally backed evidence that says parsley can induce menstruation

Sorry, JY.

www.independent.co.uk/life-style/parsley-vagina-why-start-periods-delay-hormones-tea-doctor-advice-a8733461.html

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Haworthia · 18/01/2019 17:31

Is this actually about trying to induce a miscarriage?

OlennasWimple · 18/01/2019 17:31

Maybe there ought to be a safety warning on it.

Knicknackpaddyflak · 18/01/2019 17:30

Drat you Vix I shall be singing that for weeks now! Grin

Please Mrs Worthington
On my knees Mrs Worthington
Don't put the parsley in your vag…

FloralBunting · 18/01/2019 17:22

I think some people have misunderstood the phrase 'Ladygarden'.

AspieAndProud · 18/01/2019 17:20

Maybe there ought to be a safety warning on it.

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SirVixofVixHall · 18/01/2019 16:50

I am now singing “don’t put the parsley in your vag Mrs Worthington”
To the tune of Don’t Put Your Daughter on the Stage..

TheQueef · 18/01/2019 16:44

Ah that saves me a trip to the shop.

userschmoozer · 18/01/2019 16:42

Thanks for ruining my childhood

JSmitty · 18/01/2019 16:40

I hope this is not a reference to the very frendly lion in "The Herbs."

userschmoozer · 18/01/2019 16:27

Parsley in your vagina was used for the same reasons as rue tea, or brewers yeast tea. Are you saying it doesn't work? I'm shocked, straight up.

MrsTerryPratcett · 18/01/2019 16:23

Well people put garlic up there to fight infections. And parsley stops garlic breath. So presumably it stops garlic foof...

Logic?

AspieAndProud · 18/01/2019 16:22

I think anything concerning health ought to be peer reviewed. It’s not like fashion or film reviews where if someone gets it wrong it doesn’t matter.

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veggiepigsinpastryblankets · 18/01/2019 16:18

I...what?

Just, what?

Who would do this???