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Bad Sex award (books)

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bluescreen · 30/11/2018 17:11

Forgive me if this has been covered elsewhere. Mostly these are risible but the Murakami is disturbing.

Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami
My ejaculation was violent, and repeated. Again and again, semen poured from me, overflowing her vagina, turning the sheets sticky. There was nothing I could do to make it stop. If it continued, I worried, I would be completely emptied out. Yuzu slept deeply through it all without making a sound, her breathing even. Her sex, though, had contracted around mine, and would not let go. As if it had an unshakeable will of its own and was determined to wring every last drop from my body.

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WhoGivesADamnForAFlakeyBandit · 30/11/2018 17:25

That's nasty rather than bad. Bad is the Jilly Cooper elasticated waist trousers thing - that's nasty and rapey. The others in the example are awful Grin Cum. Cum. Cum. Well done, love. No use punctuation evenly please.

bluescreen · 30/11/2018 17:23

Now admittedly it could be (in context) a deliberate and fascinating and brilliantly written study of a sexual predator. But fuck me, there's enough of them out there in the real world. I don't need them turned into "art."

Admittedly, Fermats , I haven't read the book so don't know if the context excuses it by showing the narrator generally to be an utter creep. Its inclusion in the award shortlist suggests not. But I agree with you: enough if them out there in the real world. Except, maybe men don't realise it?

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Melamin · 30/11/2018 17:21

This is the nearest to funny. Trying to think why the pepper mill is enamelled Confused

“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.

FermatsTheorem · 30/11/2018 17:17

That is indeed seriously creepy. And rapey. Eurgh. One to cross off my list.

Now admittedly it could be (in context) a deliberate and fascinating and brilliantly written study of a sexual predator. But fuck me, there's enough of them out there in the real world. I don't need them turned into "art."

Melamin · 30/11/2018 17:16

That's bad.