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Badley Fuckitt Welcomes Careful Drivers

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boatyardblues · 26/11/2018 18:36

That's where I want to live right now. Home of the Bluestocking pub and the Shady Pines, the favoured retirement home of gin-swilling, cantankerous elderly gender crit feminists. It's like that village in the Dales which dodged the bubonic plague and is a haven from PoMo fuckwittery. Anyone else in?

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WomaninBoots · 01/12/2018 12:54

Myself and the War Horse would definitely benefit from learning archery skills. I don't think she'd like so much but I would definitely join in some kayaking myself. This is shaping up to be a great little village. Grin Feel like I'm going to learn loads of useful and interesting things.

WrathofbubonicKlop · 01/12/2018 12:50

I was in Tesco's yesterday.
There is definitely a portal, it's a vertical line

with a christmas advert banner separating the everyday biscuits from the posh biscuits.

I would have taken a photo but cctv would have exposed me.

WrathofbubonicKlop · 01/12/2018 12:42

Errol
Hahaha
That's amazing, I never knew it was possible.

arranbubonicplague · 01/12/2018 11:20

I'm happy to lifeguard from a kayak for those who want to sample the delights of outdoor swimming.

I'd be thrilled to be with other women who kayak!

arranbubonicplague · 01/12/2018 11:19

Reading about this fabulous village puts me in mind of Hinge & Brackett if anyone else recalls the Dear Ladies Grin

Twitter-free mobile blackspot with a preponderance of people who are, or have been mothers is the antithesis of a cool place to be, surely?

I feel it would rapidly gain a sort of Arsenic and Old Lace reputation - we'd be crazed women, desperate to feed people, roaming the countryside with picnic baskets full of baked goods and other snacks.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/12/2018 11:17

The other portal is just because I couldn't find suitable public access to the biscuit aisle.

which tangentially reminds me, I'm pretty sure BF is a sort of larger version of the 'room of requirement', Floisme.

I also suspect that the BF library connects to many other points via L-space. With libraries closing I'm guessing you can gain access from Waterstones etc nowadays.

QuentinWinters · 01/12/2018 11:08

Clever errol

ChattyLion · 01/12/2018 10:59

Ooh I never thought of skinning a pheasant. Clever.

Floisme · 01/12/2018 10:57

Oh sorry I missed the portal. Blush I feel bad now - thank you.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/12/2018 10:56

I'm definitely up for the kayaking, btw, particularly if there's not enough wind for dinghy sailing.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/12/2018 10:53

It also works the other way, so we can access galleries and mainstream culture when we feel the need.

Has anyone actually been through the first portal I installed upthread? (Just click the void...). Grin

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boatyardblues · 01/12/2018 10:52

doing a lemon face...

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boatyardblues · 01/12/2018 10:51

I can skin pheasants (because I’m too lazy to pluck them) and gut fish (diing a kenon face the whole time because it disgusts me).

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ChattyLion · 01/12/2018 10:50

Erm.. I can skin rabbits..

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boatyardblues · 01/12/2018 10:49

Flo - We set you up with a portal so you can slip between world, living your busy metropolitan life by day & nipping to Badley Fuckitt for a couple of hours’ consciousness raising in the evening in the Bluestocking or a kayaking/broadsword/crossbow/JCB lesson at the weekend. It also works the other way, so we can access galleries and mainstream culture when we feel the need.

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Floisme · 01/12/2018 10:34

Just popped back in case any more metropolitan types had turned up but I see not. What is it with feminism and wanting to live in the middle of nowhere?

Bowlofbabelfish · 01/12/2018 10:18

Blush you’re all lovely.

WrathofbubonicKlop · 01/12/2018 10:16

Looks like we have plenty of interest here to go on a exciting kayaking expedition.
Beginners can practice on the moat.

WrathofbubonicKlop · 01/12/2018 10:12

But you are sooo interesting Bowl.
And you get shit done too.
Swoons

UpstartCrow · 01/12/2018 10:09

I can sex rabbits

Bowlofbabelfish · 01/12/2018 10:06

I’m also up for kayaking and learning to shoot a bow...

Bowlofbabelfish · 01/12/2018 10:06

Oh gosh I’m not high up at all! I’m a middle ranking employee :D not even in the lab anymore, I just boss people around to Get Shit Done in the world of drug development. I am honestly not in any way important in the world of science.

And at the moment my main duty is feeding a three year old apple slices in front of paw patrol while attempting to get his brother to sleep, so hardly Earth shattering stuff...

WrathofbubonicKlop · 01/12/2018 09:42

Upstart
Resuscitate that pink octopus/jellyfish thing
I'll bring one to the lifeguards training course to practise on.
Fantata can show us the basics.

Silent
Kayaking and broadsword together will be very useful,
I'm sure.

ChattyLion · 01/12/2018 06:58

Ooh I would love a kayak about. Me too please!

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boatyardblues · 01/12/2018 00:29

I shan't partake of the pool - too warm - but I'm happy to lifeguard from a kayak for those who want to sample the delights of outdoor swimming.

Any chance of a kayaking lesson?

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