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All the things men put their penis in

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DJLippy · 22/11/2018 12:58

Latest piece from Make More Noise. Brace yourself.
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zippey · 22/11/2018 14:59

Ah the Sunday Sport. You do realise that the Sunday Sport was/is a joke newspaper, in the same manner as Viz?

I’m just looking at previous headlines:

  • boy shat in teachers kettle to avoid exams
  • Corbyn sucks off Boris Johnson
  • Booted out of ISIS for wearing Aldi trainers

It’s not to be taken seriously. And I’m sure there’s not a few women (and men) who haven’t experimented with makeshift objects.

NothingOnTellyAgain · 22/11/2018 14:42

There was that you tuber who put chili all over his girlfriends tampon and showed how she reacted -
If that makes you feel better, tracey.

Juells · 22/11/2018 14:42

if an MRA forum made a thread about women who had hurt themselves by inserting things up themselves to laugh at you would be quick to cry misogyny

  1. Do you think MRA forums don't?
  1. Anyone who does stuff like that deserves to be laughed at.
NothingOnTellyAgain · 22/11/2018 14:39

The story about the man who got his cock stuck in a weights set made international news.

You can't blame feminists for that Grin

TBH men take this piss with this sort of stuff more than women a lot of the time!

BonnieF · 22/11/2018 14:39

Nope.

I would say exactly the same thing. Idiocy is not gender-specific.

traceyracer · 22/11/2018 14:20

if an MRA forum made a thread about women who had hurt themselves by inserting things up themselves to laugh at you would be quick to cry misogyny

BonnieF · 22/11/2018 14:11

Let’s hope that as a consequence of their stupidity they did sufficient damage to prevent them procreating. Humanity is better off without their genes in the pool.

MephistophelesApprentice · 22/11/2018 14:09

Who the hell can fit it in a vacuum cleaner? The tubes are too small.

Source: Empiricism.

UpstartCrow · 22/11/2018 14:07

Ex dh used to know someone who worked for the Sunblest factory and he would use the blocks of lard in such a way as to put me off eating their bread.

MissConductUS · 22/11/2018 13:59

Oh my god the octopus

He must have seen this movie.

Octopussy

DoingMyBest2010 · 22/11/2018 13:57

@bunintheoven88, could be a cup of course, of maybe he's just teeny tiny Tom :-)

Melamin · 22/11/2018 13:55

They used to just make do with vacuum cleaners, back in the day. Confused

bunintheoven88 · 22/11/2018 13:54

@DoingMyBest2010 doesn't say much for Tom if it fits in 😂

SmallButFierce · 22/11/2018 13:53

My ‘favourite’ recounted by my DP (police custody) was the woman who had ‘squirrelled away’ a can of Tennant’s Special Brew!!! I think that must take quite a bit of practice!

DoingMyBest2010 · 22/11/2018 13:50

well. rumour has it that Tom Jones puts his dingaling in a bottle of Listerine before he gets on stage, just to get him going. Well, that's what my DH told me years and years ago. never fact-checked it though.

Serfisafleur · 22/11/2018 13:47

DJLippy haa omygosh I used to date a radiographer in Brighton. Their department had very frequent occurrences of strange X-Rays.
One guy had put a large mayonnaise jar up his arse. He actually drove all the way from Portsmouth to Brighton with the jar up his arise yo get it taken out because he thought Brighton General Hospital would have more experience of that sort of thing than his local hospital.

StealthPolarBear · 22/11/2018 13:47

Oh my god the octopus

MissConductUS · 22/11/2018 13:46

is the one about the bloke who got his dick caught in a part of a set of weights in there?

No, unfortunately. Food seems the most common choice.

CathyDyson · 22/11/2018 13:46

Does it include a beaker?

ILuvBirdsEye · 22/11/2018 13:35

All the sad faces!!

TitsalinaBumSquash · 22/11/2018 13:22

I am related to an a&e nurse who had told tales of women with all sorts inside their bits. There's no 'type' apparently you can never tell when someone male or female walks towards you in triage if they're coming due to something 'stuck'

NothingOnTellyAgain · 22/11/2018 13:16

won't load!

is the one about the bloke who got his dick caught in a part of a set of weights in there?

MissConductUS · 22/11/2018 13:14

talking to an theatre nurse the other day about all the things that they saw men insert in their bottoms during their career.

When I worked in A&E we always had an anal speculum handy. Generally they were drunk or high when they had one of those great ideas.

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DJLippy · 22/11/2018 13:09

Might write a piece about all the things women put up their fannies.

On a similar vein talking to an theatre nurse the other day about all the things that they saw men insert in their bottoms during their career. I asked if women ever got admitted with strange objects in intimate areas. No. Never. Funny that isn't it?

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