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What did you identify as when you were a child?

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JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 15/11/2018 21:24

I need something lighthearted after the incredible grimness of the thread about police intimate searches. As a SA survivor, flashbacks a-go-go

So I was thinking, what kinds of weird shit did you pretend to be when you were a kid? And how would your life be now if the adults around you had taken you really seriously?

My 3yo just announced she is a Terrible Potato who lives in a cave.

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TorchesTorches · 16/11/2018 13:12

An only child. I had lots of fantasies about living in different scenarios (little house on the prairie, living in a marble village (!?) living underground, etc) My parents were always around (but didn't feature much) and my 2 older siblings were very much airbrushed out entirely.

Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 16/11/2018 12:45

A boy. I really really wanted to be a boy. From around 4 to 15/16.

There was also lots of pretending to be The Goonies with my brother. We would disappear for hours on our BMXs to the woods to pretend we were hunting for treasure, hiding from baddies, building dens etc.

I liked to think I was a great BMXer but in reality I could barely manage a wheelie let alone any other stunts!

BiologyIsReal · 16/11/2018 11:54

The tartan-skirted Robbie in a comic strip in Girl magazine, who was always having adventures. That's when I wasn't being George in the Famous Five.

HashtagLurky · 16/11/2018 11:44

A witch in training. I wanted a broomstick and fully expected to be able to astrally project at some future point. Still waiting.

JulieBindelAteMyHomework · 16/11/2018 10:35

Champion the Wonder Horse. I would gallop around the house on my hands and knees like a mad thing. My Mum would shout at me but I kept on galloping Grin I loved it but used to have awful nose bleeds GrinGrin

ArchbishopOfBanterbury · 16/11/2018 10:31

A cooker. Not a cook. A cooker.

Beagadorsrock · 16/11/2018 10:08

Empress of the world
or a lawyer

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 16/11/2018 09:51

I know Yankee, my parents really let me down. Not only did they turn a blind eye when I was cantering around insisting I was James Coburn, they also let me play football and learn carpentry. Do you think I have a case to sue?

YankeeDoodleDoo · 16/11/2018 08:48

Shame on all you(r) parents for not calling the doctors and having you(r) children species reassigned 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sickoffamilydrama · 16/11/2018 08:47

Indiana Jones with my hat & whip...I didn't want to do all the seducing of women though. But definitely wanted to have adventures like him.

SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed · 16/11/2018 08:41

A cowboy, I watched a lot of westerns with my dad. Later I decided I'd rather be a vampire.

Jackshouse · 16/11/2018 08:19

This morning 2.5 year old DD says she is going to grow down to be a tiny baby and she has also been a cat.

She does knows that she is a girl because she has a ‘normal bottom’ (her own terminology) not a willy like some of her friends or Daddy.

astoundedgoat · 16/11/2018 08:17

A horse. Specifically a chestnut Arab, 15.2 hands high, outstanding but spirited and tetchy showjumper, which I would demonstrate with endless jumps set up in the garden.

Mercifully my friends thought this was excellent and had equine identities too, although perhaps not quite so sustained as mine!

🐎

Sammilouwho · 16/11/2018 08:16

For most of year 4 I convinced everyone I was Elizabeth the first hahaha. It worked mainly, until a teacher told me to stop.
My little brother got a Spider-Man costume one Christmas and we had to practically peel it off him because he was Spider-Man for ages.

MarklahMarklah · 16/11/2018 08:14

A mermaid. Then I was a cat.
I lived as a squirrel for a day too.

PutYourShirtOnMartin · 16/11/2018 08:13

A duck

Then just as I hit puberty I became androgynous ( late 1970s early 1980s) which then led me into being a punk/ goth

I now identify as a grown up human being

NoSpend19 · 16/11/2018 08:06

DS1 was Virgil Tracy from Thunderbirds for about a year. He wouldn't respond to his real name, only to 'Virgil'. The baby names threads would have slaughtered me.

Grauniad · 16/11/2018 08:04

I was convinced I was secretly a twin.

I used to drop heavy hints to my parents about it, sure that eventually they would confess that I'd been right all along and that my identical twin (Margaret -- for some reason my parents had randomly named her after my gran, rather than the standard 70s names) had been adopted in mysterious circumstances.

Crikey. Just typing that makes it come back. It felt so real at the time.

TheRenegadeMaster · 16/11/2018 07:55

An actress... tried my luck but didn't get very far. Although I am a huge drama queen now so I guess I'm sort of living the dream.

Shockers · 16/11/2018 07:42

DS2 was Dora the Explorer for at least a year.

That was between his Bella from the Tweenies and his Woody phases.

Now he indentifies as an aimlessly wandering procrastinator in jockey shorts; usually found clutching a bowl of cereal.

Aliceidentifiesasacamel · 16/11/2018 07:36

I spent a year or so as a girl called Mary. I wore a lacy shawl over my head as long black hair- I must have baked!

Also spent a fair bit of time admiring both George and Anne from the famous five, sat because they were so brave.

That was in between making dens up trees.

I was a strange child, and certainly didn't fit in with my peers.

deepwatersolo · 16/11/2018 07:22

Well Fekko, you say that but watching events in our world unfold, my childhood identity still has a word with me at times. Heck, had I followed my calling, I could have made my profession my hobby! Wink

EverardDigby · 16/11/2018 07:08

Horse too, and then a boy.

Surfskatefamily · 16/11/2018 07:07

I was a horse and so was my friend. We had to have our stomachs pumped because we ate so much grass!
Apart from that i regularly believed i was a witch or a vampire

FekkoThePenguin · 16/11/2018 07:07

It sounds like it's a normal part of childhood. And we grow out of it.