A little Lily M based drama

No, no, no, you don't nick traffic cones! You merely relocate them. Preferably to be a hat on some pompous looking statue.

What's wrong with nicking traffic cones?

So someone illegally sublet a flat, to someone who has antisocial dickhead mates and they all are so desperate for attention and publicity that everyone starts shouting transphobia and blame MN for starting it. Cos obviously it was us and The Times stirring up hate what did it. Then they all run off to the Labour Party HQ screeching, 'well Ze started it' and expecting compliance to kick the neo-liberals out in response. So they can say on social media how they won and defeated the Nazis.

Got it.

God I'm glad I'm 40 in 2018. Life was simple in Jarvis's Day and before twitter and Facebook.

I was a very boring sort of student and got involved in no such shenanigans.

Years later, however, when I was in my 40s, (female) partner and I had another couple of women round for dinner. We were sitting chatting in the living room after the meal when the doorbell went, to reveal two coppers.

They said they were responding to reports of a loud, unruly party at our house. I let them in and showed them the other three, bemused middle-aged lesbians sitting in an entirely silent room. We could, however, just about make out a bit of party noise coming from the next road and directed the rozzers over there.

That's the extend of my rock and roll lifestyle, right there.

It was the LARPers that got out of hand in our house share. The neighbours took it a bit literally

We took way too much acid to be able to remember the similar goings on in our 90s house shares.

I remember one party so full on that riot police were sent, only for them to get there so late that the clearing up had been done, someone's carpenter mate was already fixing the windows, and a couple of us were on bacon butty duty.
Turns out that riot police can pack away a fair few bacon butties

they're pissing all over the floor

Apparently their aim was compromised that night and they sprayed around the toilet.

The fragrant Lily blocked me on Twitter for suggesting he needed to go and sit on the naughty step and think about what he'd done...

Please tell me he really hasn't done something so pathetic with what is clearly a non-story...

Non story? Oh this has to be the biggest thing since Profumo. Here's another intrepid reporter uncovering this scandal
twitter.com/alasdair_clark.

Who knows, it could go International!!!!

Dear Woke Kids - do try to be less boring. Love, the Evil Mummies.

MrsBertBibby

God today's students are lame.

When we had drama, the house got set on fire and prison time was served.

Amateurs.

I know right?!
I remember crowd funding during the party because it had been crashed and someone broke a window and put holes in the walls, the cops threatening to do us all in for pot if we didn't skedaddle quick, 20 people sleeping on the floor (before work the next day), people falling off the roof...
Ah, to be 15 again!

What I don't get it, how do you not intervene at the "they're pissing all over the floor" stage? Not a fan of smoking at all, but I think I'd find that less objectionable than the previous behaviors...

one person being ungrateful for being gifted a pair of Ben Sherman trousers. Surely that is hate crime?
Breeches of the peace at the very least

Ah this reminds me of my student days when a similar drama erupted in a house share I was living in over the theft of a Dairylea cheese triangle from the fridge.

We had Pickled Onion Gate. Found out it WAS the bass player after all.

Hi Cliffy. We love you. x

OJ has retweeted the story and is on the case

Please tell me he really hasn't done something so pathetic with what is clearly a non-story...

Wow, HerFemaleness
Beautiful. I cried a solitary tear.

Just add a burger and you've really got something

I'm picturing toddlers having a slapfight over a teddy bear.

Hmm stolen Ben Sherman trousers you say? That does add another layer to this already riviting story.

Actually it really reminds me of the playground squabbles my 7yo DD's friends take part in. Although they are more likely to fall out over sharing of haribos, and party invites, than trousers and improper subletting.

What’s this, a gang of kids with a few cans and an 8th? Jees, we had massive parties when I was in my teens, loads of booze and drugs and shagging and everything.These babbies am a right bunch of snowflakes.

God today's students are lame.

When we had drama, the house got set on fire and prison time was served.

Amateurs.

It is very funny, but I am feeling a bit guilty as we really should just be letting LM drop into obscurity....

But what about the trousers?!! I feel this integral part of the story has been missed out.

From a message that has since been deleted they may have been stolen property as they 'were not scanned at the checkout' The plot deepens!

Hahahaha
Wee owen Jones retweeting hahaha
Feck it sounds like a normal night here