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As a mathematician I have decided

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 18:54

I'm not going to be bound by all the stupid rules. In my world 2+2=5*, and it's true because I say so. Please all remember this when you're interacting with me else you're all bigots and it's literal violence.

  • except on Saturdays when 2+2=3. This is me.
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SophoclesTheFox · 13/10/2018 08:06

I'm still waiting for the proof that 2D+69=L myself Grin

boatyardblues · 13/10/2018 06:59

Thanks Stealth. Its so good that society supports me in expressing my authentic self.

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StealthPolarBear · 13/10/2018 06:53

You know how you feel hun. If you feel like a Dr that's the main thing

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boatyardblues · 13/10/2018 06:51

That’s fantastic. I always wanted to do a PhD but couldn’t afford to self-fund.

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StealthPolarBear · 13/10/2018 06:38

Phds are a little easier. I F you say you've got one you've got one and that's equally as valid as the cis-PhDs. It just reflects your struggle and fight to be accepted so far.
Regards, Dr Stealth.

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Voice0fReason · 12/10/2018 23:20

I'm loving this new branch of maths.
Everything is going to be whatever I say it is.

QuietContraryMary · 12/10/2018 21:01

I heard Schrodinger's cat is now identifying as a hypotenuse with rhinitis.

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 20:42

Schrodinger was ahead of zeir time wasn't ze?

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QuietContraryMary · 12/10/2018 20:37

Yes, what if 0 and 1 are not the only options. What if sometimes there is also like F38, or uncountable Pontipines. I think it's very narrow-minded to consider things in binary terms.

AspieAndProud · 12/10/2018 20:20

P + P = 69, shurley?

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 20:14

Well exactly. People are just too arrow minded

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CigarsofthePharoahs · 12/10/2018 20:04

Binary is an exclusionist language and I am sure that means my computer is a bigot.
Besides, everybody knows that science means nothing when we have feelings. Nasa could send people to mars if they felt like proper martians and just had enough sparkly unicorn emojis.

QuietContraryMary · 12/10/2018 19:52

Trans fats are just as healthy as cis fats! Anyone who says otherwise is a fattist bigot!

ErrolTheDragon · 12/10/2018 19:41

I might have a contribution to the stats thread but need to remind myself of the details.

Meanwhile, as a chemist I've decided it's ok to extend the scope of cis/trans isomers to include compounds with different functional groups and no earthly possibility of interconversion.

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 19:39

Woo hoo :)

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Okki · 12/10/2018 19:37

I'm going to go and have a good read of that thread. Thanks

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 19:33

OK thid is a good time to refer to this thread

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donquixotedelamancha · 12/10/2018 19:32

Hannah weighs 100kg.

She doesn't, that would be impossible.

Hannah masses 100 Kg. She weighs approximately 980 N.

Melamin · 12/10/2018 19:31

That's easy; women are becoming more like men.

Okki · 12/10/2018 19:31

"Lies, damned lies and statistics".

Sorry - couldn't resist.

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 19:18

Ooh ooh I've got another riddle.
Explain , statistically, how violent crimes committed by women are shooting up.

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 19:16

Weight is a social construct. I take a more liberal view.

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QuietContraryMary · 12/10/2018 19:15

I have another maths problem:

Hannah wants to play Australian Rules Football.

Hannah weighs 100kg.

The other 17 women weigh on average 60kg.

What happens to the average weight of the team when Hannah joins?

Nothing you bigot, it makes no difference!

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StealthPolarBear · 12/10/2018 19:11

"
We know that p = v, there's no difference at all, and anyone who says so is a terf bigot, so substituting v for p, we get v + v = 16, which means that v and p are both equal to 8. Hurrah!"
Only if you're so bigoted you claim 8 is half of 16. I take a more liberal view.

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QuietContraryMary · 12/10/2018 19:08

Transmaths is definitely a lot easier.

Example, find p and v:

p + v = 16

Can't can you? But with trans maths there's a solution!

We know that p = v, there's no difference at all, and anyone who says so is a terf bigot, so substituting v for p, we get v + v = 16, which means that v and p are both equal to 8. Hurrah!

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