Peak Guardian woke bro

Ok, I haven't RTFT, but can someone explain to me why the self-involved twat made a gif of his child going back into his wife's uterus and sent it to his BIL???! Is this normal behaviour?

My wife's stomach

Makes you wonder how the baby was conceived.

Unless he means the baby was born via C section he seems a bit confused

C-section babies are still gestated in the uterus, not the stomach. The method of exit does not alter that.

I await with baited breath his fathering skills when it comes to sending the child to school.

Not.

Unless he means the baby was born via C section he seems a bit confused.

my wife’s stomach

I've got news for New Dad: babies are not gestated in stomachs.

Would I believe that a straight white man is so self-involved that he resents the fact that his child needs their mother? Yes, I would.

Would you believe as a straight, white male what has driven me insane is being unable to feed my son. This baby is going to need his mum for at least a while longer

Yes, I absolutely believe him.

Self-indulgent git.

It seems that despite all the progress of gender equality and being able to flip gender roles on their head, men being unable to lactate ...

WokeDad has made the rookie error of confusing 'gender' and 'sex', and how the latter tends to give rise to the former.

Women are useless at impregnating women; men are totally crap at bearing a child and breastfeeding. Those are about the only physical functions which are completely the domain of one sex or the other.

As a dad can't participate in the sexed role of breastfeeding, I suggest he puts his efforts into those parts of parts of parenting which are not constrained by sex, in which differential behaviours are truly down to 'gender'.

Who reads the Guardian nowadays?

Perhaps he could have simply identified as a woman and then magically he could have breastfed his child? That’s how it works in the guardian for the woke, right?

There are a few comments on the article sarcastically suggesting that same thing. I'm amazed the uber-woke Guardian hasn't deleted them cos, you know, actual hate speak.

Ffs . He is now a father. I despair.

These snowflakes are meant to be running the world in a few years time....I don’t think they should be allowed to.

I've reached peak Guardian. I'm finally deleting the app from my phone, and it's been a long time coming. Farewell Owen Jones and woke dude bros!

Perhaps he could have simply identified as a woman and then magically he could have breastfed his child? That’s how it works in the guardian for the woke, right?

I suppose if young women read it, it may act as a prophylactic so there’s that anyway.

He's straight outta that uber wank Alexa advert. 'Laura says you're doing a great job and she loves you.'

I think maybe it's supposed to be humorous. You know, poking fun at himself. I'm not sure, though. And even if it is, it's not really funny, is it? Imagine how it felt for his wife going through that emergency caesarean knowing her baby's life was at risk. It's just sad, and scary, and not funny at all. With pieces like this the woman's experience gets written out.

My ex used to say "we are pregnant" . This was nearly 20 years ago. The midwives used to think he was terribly "forward thinking".

I always felt there was something terribly wrong. Later I found out he was controlling and a wanker...

Depends on the baby to be fair silent, feeding was the only thing that would settle my lot as babies.

I think he'd be busy taking a load of selfies and making 'Dan breastfeeding baby' gifs so he could broadcast his unique dudey woke important Dad role.

Wait, what? I breastfed my two for years each and my DH walked miles with them every night when they couldn't settle or were teething. We averaged about four hours each on a good night. The eldest had colic so badly that I used to put her in his arms the moment he walked through the door so I could just get ten minutes to breathe.

Why is this twonk whining about nursing when it's nowhere near the biggest part of having a newborn? He just cannot cope if he's not the centre of attention.

Even if he could breastfeed, he'd give up after 5 minutes anyway, because any amount of strain/pain/sleeplessness would kill him, the poor flower.

'I want to buy his wife a drink.'

I want to buy her a DIY divorce pack from WHSmiths and access to the freedom program.

The latter, x10 to the 1000th power. What a fucking narc wanker. Sending that GIF is unconscionable. Stupid self-obsessed weapons grade wankbadger.

I cannot bear the Guardian these days.
Would not line a budgie’s cage with it.
It comes to something when I prefer the Spectator.

Am I still on the Private Eye thread? Surely this is satire?

His wife must be so happy that members of the family are seeing her genitals when she's at her most vulnerable.

I fucking hope she consented to that gif being sent!