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Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:31

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

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RogerAllamsFangirl · 18/09/2018 20:29

Sir Ken Branagh to raise the tone and talk to our children about Shakespeare and because he's fit.

Obviously my namesake, Roger Allam, for we older women.

Dara O'Briain and Brian Cox for the brains.

Michael Palin, because everyone says he's the nicest man ever and we need some nice ones.

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:28

Ginger can join Boris in the "if you break any laws we make you sit in a room and talk to them" punishment batallion.

WhatTheWatersShowedMe · 18/09/2018 20:24

What about a smorgasbord of fit Chrises? Hemsworth, Pratt, Evans (Avenger not ginger DJ) and Pine.

LangCleg · 18/09/2018 20:21

I've bred already so I think I'll just hide the old man in the attic and pretend he's already been sent to the gulag.

You gals can argue over the rest.

Ginmakesitallok · 18/09/2018 20:19

Just kit.

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?
BesmirchingMotherhood · 18/09/2018 20:18

Hugh Jackman. Looker, heavy lifting, show tunes, the whole package.

If he wanted to come dressed as Wolverine I wouldn’t mind that.

UnderHerEye · 18/09/2018 20:17

Oooh Travis Fimmel please!!

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:08

I wonder if this is a generational thing and you can tell age by which one we pick.

littlbrowndog · 18/09/2018 20:04

Oh and get lost muggeridge. That one is mine

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:03

Even being expected to have a conversation with Boris would clearly be a punishment reserved for the most serious offenses.

littlbrowndog · 18/09/2018 20:03

Idris

UpstartCrow · 18/09/2018 20:02

Which Boris?

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 20:01

Who get's Boris?

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Onlyhappywhenitrains1 · 18/09/2018 20:00

How about Pharrell Williams?

Prevy little womaizer.

UpstartCrow · 18/09/2018 20:00

I think we need to have a reserve where decent men like Graham Linehan can run free.

Racecardriver · 18/09/2018 20:00

Jacob Reese mogg is one sexy bastard and we are all well aware that his plumbing works. Nothing like a weedy antiabortionist to get the juices flowing am I right gals?

ShotsFired · 18/09/2018 19:59

I'll take care of Liev Schrieber
Beefy and handy and oh my god those little jowly cheeks......

And out of the goodness of my heart, Daniel Craig in his blue trunks.

Onlyhappywhenitrains1 · 18/09/2018 19:59

What do we do with our sons?

Dibs on Ewan Mcgregor.

NettleTea · 18/09/2018 19:58

we need to make sure we get enough for viable genetic diversity. This will obviously be a problem. My son is going to be worth his weight in gold, obviously, in around 15 years.

Screaminginsidemeagain · 18/09/2018 19:58

Keanu is a decent human so he’s my first vote.
Mamoa as he seems lovely and very fit.
Rio Ferdinand also comes across as a great human and sporty.
And now I’m struggling

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 19:58

Nah, I want looks. Between us we already have all the skills we need other than heavy lifting.

(Gleefully lowers tone of forum.)

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:56

I think we are getting distracted by looks again ladies. We need skills not the best liars (which is all actors are when you think about it.)

How about Pharrell Williams? He's dead mutli-facted and he also has an adorable face. I'd like a baby with that face.

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AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 19:53

I would prefer Keanu but Viggo is also acceptable, and Momoa is oddly appealing for such a muscly bloke.

(Cue angry MRAs all "See, they all want the same men! Hypergamy!)

Tom Hardy otoh you're welcome to my share of. No votes for Hiddleston yet? He looked quite nice with his kit off in High Rise.

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:52

What's the deal with Idris? I'm sorry I just don't get it.

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iamawoman · 18/09/2018 19:49

Oh and idris.....