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Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:31

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

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TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 18/09/2018 21:43

Clark Gable apparently had onion breath.

Can I have David Duchovny in the early X Files, if we’re going back in time? (Plus Keanu with his Bill and Ted time machine to go back and collect all these hotties)

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 18/09/2018 21:42

Can we keep John Finnemore? He's very funny, and will be company for Graham Linehan.

Prestonsflowers · 18/09/2018 21:40

Great choice, I might try and fight you for him

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 21:38

As long as I get Clarke Gabel

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?
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Prestonsflowers · 18/09/2018 21:37

Please can I go back in time too and have Alan Rickman.
I’m way past procreation but he’s just gorgeous

Fabricwitch · 18/09/2018 21:36

Eddie Redmayne Blush

Mrskeats · 18/09/2018 21:34

Hugh grant and Colin Firth please
I like a posh boy

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:31

could James Kirkup join Graham Linehan in the reserve?

I feel like he deserves it

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:31

Tim Harford for the stats and economics

yes, he may come in if he brings his slide rule

although i'm still not quite back on speaking terms with him after the shamefully deferential More Or Less episode about trans suicides (he doesn't know I'm not speaking to him)

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 21:29

Right then who's gonna draw up a rota?

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HeyMicky · 18/09/2018 21:28

Lin-Manuel
Robert Webb
John Legend
John Oliver
Tim Harford for the stats and economics
Greg Jenner for a bit of history
Dara O'Briain
Patrick Stewart

Maybe not traditional eye candy but all clever, talented and demonstrably allies

WrenNatsworthy · 18/09/2018 21:24

Leonardo de Caprio

MissMarplesKnitting · 18/09/2018 21:22

Chris Hemsworth is all mine. Smart, good dad, nice guy....and hot as.

Catsandbootsandbootsandcats · 18/09/2018 21:20

Just coming out of lurkdom to reserve my Chris. Evans. Captain America. Mine. And he seems like a nice intelligent man too, as well as being very very sexy.

ImPreCis · 18/09/2018 21:15

Ryan Gosling, Brian Cox. And the gorgeous Sergei Polunin All intelligent (I do think we need brains) actors, dancers, singers, musicians, would help to pass the time.
I hope this link works, Sergei in all his glory😉

BettyDuMonde · 18/09/2018 21:15

Can we have Guy Martin as a chauffeur?

silentcrow · 18/09/2018 21:14

Can I keep mine? He's strong and snarky and excessively good at fixing the internet. Makes smart & gorgeous daughters of the revolution too.

I would also like DB Woodside (plays Amenadiel in Lucifer), and a timeshare on David Tennant.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:05

maybe he'll have to be restrained (due to the evil thing)

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 21:05

Kylo Ren

I know he's fictional and evil, bit please can I have him anyway?

JustGiveMeTwoMinutes · 18/09/2018 21:00

Dwayne Johnson and Toby Stevens

AssassinatedBeauty · 18/09/2018 20:54

Keanu. No one else needed.

stillathing · 18/09/2018 20:47

Quite keen on keeping my boyfriend too but will I need to buy him chastity pants? I'm sure Wish sells them....

AngryAttackKittens · 18/09/2018 20:41

I dunno, he was pretty funny in Ghostbusters!

Cuntysnark · 18/09/2018 20:37

I thought I typed chappie but maybe crappie was more accurate.

Cuntysnark · 18/09/2018 20:36

An I have a 10/15 years ago Jeff Goldblum for looks and Douglas Adams (preferably the living version) for entertainment? I’ll take the crappie who played Thor for heavy lifting. Bit greedy but wtf.