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Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 19:31

When we do actually achieve our stated aim as the overthrow of women from male domination who will we allow to procreate?

Because, I really don't think we'll need all these men anymore. They invented them sex robots so we can just get them to do the dirty jobs like opening jars. We will need to keep a few around, for the perpetuation of the human race and that.

I like Tom Hardy and he looks ever so fetching in a Muzzle.

We might need some more brains though I would of suggested Stephen Fry but it appears he is a massive bell-end.

What characteristics are we looking to breed into the race in our post-man feminist cult (I mean Utopia!)

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ABitCrapper · 18/09/2018 23:58

Brian Cox and John Finnemore for me please. One at a time though, obvs Wink

CoolCarrie · 18/09/2018 23:45

Keanu and James Norton, I know I’m greedy!

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 23:39

I don't think you're taking this seriously Roger this isn't a joke.

We all know Richard Rahl is the only fictional hero worth breeding with...

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EarlyModernParent · 18/09/2018 23:36

Oh, also Anthony Joshua and Kel Brook for the weekends. Caryl will be busy writing.

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RogerAllamsFangirl · 18/09/2018 23:26

I don't want to come over all Mod-ish and thread policey but I have to say I'm not convinced by the proposed breeding from either dead people or fictional people. It just makes it all seem like frivolous messing about.

OTOH Aragorn.

EarlyModernParent · 18/09/2018 23:25

Brains and looks: I bags academic and writer Caryl Phillips.

Who shall we pick for breeding stock come The Revolution?
BeyondAnOmnishambles · 18/09/2018 23:21

Tim minchin. Clever, beautiful, and pro-woman

SwordToFlamethrower · 18/09/2018 22:54

Could we clone Freddie Mercury please. He can sing for us in a lovely golden cage.

MotherForkinShirtBalls · 18/09/2018 22:51

Can I bring David Chang? I don't know much about him but he can obviously cook (momofuko, Michelin stars) and gives good netflix.

Tartle · 18/09/2018 22:41

Malay be we need to look into cloning DJ?

SignMeUp · 18/09/2018 22:25

Carlos Santana por favor

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:17

Can we only breed John Finnamore please?

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TheQueef · 18/09/2018 22:16

Chris Packham.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 22:14

great sketch DJLippy

particularly apposite after the John McDonnell webchat I think

Tartle · 18/09/2018 22:11

Oh that's actually very reassuring! Now does anyone know

A) is he single?
B) where he hangs out?

I may not be able to wait for the revolution!

DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:06

^TERF ALERT!

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DJLippy · 18/09/2018 22:03

John Finnamore's not that bad looking actually. He's definelty getting to procreate. Don't know whether he gets a spot on the reservation. I can't wait for his next radio show pretty sure he will have lots of thoughts about TWAW

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BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 18/09/2018 22:00

Am not sure what fetlocks are. Do I actually want to pet them?

we will have sanitising gel next to the fence of the reserve

you can then pet fetlocks with abandon

RogerAllamsFangirl · 18/09/2018 21:58

Robert Webb, Glinner and James Kirkup. And Jonny Best. Can all roam and graze at will.

GreeboIsMySpiritAnimal · 18/09/2018 21:55

I'm loving the idea of free-range Decent Men. Do we get to pet their fetlocks* and feed them sugar lumps?

*Am not sure what fetlocks are. Do I actually want to pet them?

Tartle · 18/09/2018 21:52

Oh I've developed a massive crush on John Finnemore despite have no idea what he looks like. In my head he is a cross between Poldark and Kit Harrington but with a personality. I decided not to shatter the illusion with google.

Robert Webb surely gets to roam free as well.

Eagleitarian · 18/09/2018 21:51

I must say that Stephen Fry is a rather odd choice!

HeyMicky · 18/09/2018 21:48

Ooh, Keanu and Paul Rudd - our progeny will never age!

SeekingClosure · 18/09/2018 21:44

Can we keep Paul Rudd please? He won't take up much space/feeding and he has a valuable anti-ageing gene to pass to our progeny.