Lily Madigan again. UK Woman's Officer thinks transwomen can get pregnant now.

Lily’s been maintaining this delusion for some time, having posted back in December about the ability to get pregnant. Apparently, “women’s cycles” mean lots of women can’t get pregnant right now, and since Lily also can’t get pregnant right now, this means that Lily is just the same as other women. It’s quite a sad state of affairs, really.

LM puts bollocks on twitter for people on here to find so that LM can say 'OMG they can't leave me alone'.

Lily even pretty much admits it.

Lily is busy reading through all the comments here, cos Lily LOVES us. I mean that sincerely, because without the attention Lily would just be...

... Well nobody.

Being trans makes Lily feel special and important. It gives celeb status. Lily has to troll every time their twitter analytics data is down.

It's an addiction.

Haven’t rtft yet but read the Twitter ink. They can just fuck right off. The appropriation of women’s bodies is vile. As a woman whose choices regarding children have been removed because of severe complications in my first pregnancy (which modern medicine still can’t treat effectively) this is so upsetting and offensive. Their complete lack of empathy while not unexpected just adds to that.

When can we expect free NHS womb transplants for 'trans' men to be an official Labour policy?

That would actually be great. It would be easy enough to get the leadership to swallow it, just tell Dawn Butler, Angela Raynor, et. al. that they are being transphobic if they don't (and, let's face it, they're too stupid to realise it's not possible). Such a policy would bring this whole issue to light with the general public and peak trans millions of people in one fell swoop.

LM puts bollocks on twitter for people on here to find so that LM can say 'OMG they can't leave me alone'.

I especially liked the bit about reintroducing dodos, RTB. In a post-Brexit food scarcity scenario I quite fancy my chances of catching one & I doubt I’d be alone. It might be a short lived initiative (hunted to extinction again) but I really like that you’re prepared to give it a try.

The trolling thing actually makes a little sense.
Lily had a picture up the other day, which appears to now be gone (quelle surprise) which had a copy of the handmaids tale and 1984 in the background, the ironic placement of the books made me laugh, but maybe lily is just actually a huge troll, of epic proportions!

I’d vote for you red, sensible policies for a sensible government I say.

Why don’t they and the Transmasc people they reference have a brain swap instead?

Does Lily not understand that the male pelvis is fundamentally different from the female pelvis and has neither the volume nor strength to accommodate a full-term baby?

No. No they don't. They are dumb and want to believe that biology is nothing compared to their force of will to Make It So

He must be on a windup surely?

The pro life comment was the ultimate for me. Would rather rip my uterus out with my bare hands, piss on it and set it on fire than hand it over to these delusional idiots.
They’re so stupid it makes me cringe.

Does Lily not understand that the male pelvis is fundamentally different from the female pelvis and has neither the volume nor strength to accommodate a full-term baby?

And to think the World Health Organisation has stopped classifying gender dysphoria as a mental health problem.......

Golly that twitter thread - I'm not sure if I'm rolling my eyes more at LM or the people responding...

All it needs is a voice over from Noel Edmonds........"Hi Swappers!!! Today on Trans Swapshop we have Fiona Faye from Croydon looking for a uterus. In return they are offering lots of social media coverage and live streaming of transplantation.

We also have Mike Mann from Birmingham whose looking for a penis and scrotum, they are open to offering breast tissue and the full reproductive works to the right match.....oooh we will keep a look out Mike, but think that's going to be a tough swap - you know how the 'ladies' like to keep their options open.

Keep calling in viewers and we will cover some more swaps after this song".....

I was right with you until you got all Northern with your ‘a’ sounds.

Ten years up here and I still say ‘clarse, barth and photograaaph’.

My kids all speak northern, but i’m still in touch with my home county roots.

Forget A Level biology, I strongly suspect they need to go back even further. Pre GCSE biology perhaps?

They are also clearly in need of serious help and shame on Labour for parading this vulnerable person around in some weird attempt to appear woke.

When I'm prime minister we are renaming the days of the week after cartoon characters, making ground hog day 'a thing' in the uk, making a law banning fireworks being sold to the general public, ban letterboxes that impersonate women in burka, tax anyone with waffy buffon blonde wigs, reintroduce dodos into the wild, insist on exchange programmes for MPs to other constituencies weighted so rural go to urban and vice versa, insist that all TV news presenters pronounce grass GR-ASS not GR-ARSE and have a legal definition of women which is adult female human.

I don't feel this is a particularly radical manifesto, apart from the last policy.

When I am PM, Lily will be forcibly removed from Goldsmiths and sent back to school and made to do Biology A level. I don't think its trolling, I think LM actually believes all this nonsense is scienticfic fact (like all the hormonal washes in utero bullshit was spouting a while back) because LM is far too persecuted and self obsessed to actually check. Deluded.

A man attempting to inflate his gut to pregnancy size in 9 months will end up like Mr Creosote.

Can you imagine the whinging when it doesn't snap straight back and they're left with a diastasis rectii and ten pairs of size 8 skinny jeans that won't go near them?

I thought one of the reasons women try to retain thier wombs was to prevent cervix and vaginal prolapse. But hay ho as long as trans women feel better we should have our fannys hanging out.

I don't know if it's delusional or dim but it will never happen.
And it's not fair to tweet outright lies to young followers who might believe this crap.

Trans plants 😀

Even women's skin is differently designed to stretch. A man attempting to inflate his gut to pregnancy size in 9 months will end up like Mr Creosote.