Razor blades and stickers again

Erin saw fit to criticize us on the basis that we should conform to certain standards, the irony being that they never would be mothers because they lacked the necessary. They believe we should be surrendered wives and mothers and have no time for Twitter etc while simultaneously believing they are real women despite the fact they never could be mothers and are not going to get off Twitter and be demure little ladies.
Got you. Agreed.

And I see now that it crossed with other posts and looked like a reply to those...

Sorry, Turph, when you said "to be fair neither am l"

And now I'm confused, but whichever bit you're not or not doing, I meant that Erin saw fit to criticize us on the basis that we should conform to certain standards, the irony being that they never would be mothers because they lacked the necessary. They believe we should be surrendered wives and mothers and have no time for Twitter etc while simultaneously believing they are real women despite the fact they never could be mothers and are not going to get off Twitter and be demure little ladies.

It was the irony of a 'woman' on Twitter telling women that they shouldn't be on Twitter and should get back in the kitchen etc.

And that sounds event more convoluted...

Ffs are you really that daft. No but I'm not the one putting aggressive rants up specifically for TRAs to see. This is important to me (and to others obviously) and I worried about calling your posts out, but you know what? This is more important than the feelings of some random drunk woman on mumsnet. If you're "really that daft" that you can't see your stream of consciousness bullshit isn't just a ton of ammunition for TRAs then there's no use speaking to you.
Good luck with your teen.

I've just realised, of course my account accepts PMs, I got five the other night calling me a Nazi. Oops

Oh, dear Aunt Maude! One of my all time favourite lines from Patmore's The Angel in the House :

A woman, like the Koh-i-noor, Mounts to the price that's put on her.' ...

Alicethroughtheblackmirror what do you mean? I genuinely don't understand

But Turph you're not telling women to keep rocking the cradle.

*how easily

I will hit him with it when the time is right this sounds terrible Truthmytruth, like some sort of intervention. They'd have a field day with it. I tried to Pm but your account doesn't accept them. I don't even know if mine does, to be fair.
Obviously you can tell me to fuck off if you want, but your last few posts are a goldmine for the opposition. If you read them and pretend you are JB, (maybe hold a carrot or a sausage in one hand to help get into character) and tell me how they can twist your real life pain into you being an unsupportive mother and a transphobe.

To be fair Alice neither am I

Wow, thank you Erin and chums. We really are evil witches women. We should be spending every waking hour tending to our children and menfolk like Coventry Patmore told us.

But, um, hang on. If you're all 'real' women shouldn't you be selflessly dedicating your life to someone too instead of being on Twitter?

What's that? You're not mothers? Well why would that be...?

Pistonheads is much more interesting than bodybuilding. I don't rate their Shed of the Week very often though.

I don't think the other sex is the bodybuilding forum though, that's wishful thinking. I think it's Pistonheads

the TERFS are right. There are no genders. There are two exes and they are mumsnet and the bodybuilding forums
Praise where praise is due, this is very funny. I

Congrats toolshed

Calling teenagers out for telling fibs is what we do

That twitter thread!

What's mumsnet said Lily (she/her), uncertainly
Ayylon Lmaosk stopped tugging at a loose hem on their nan-knitted anime avatar cardigan and spat: a hive of mums and villainy

The 'hive of mums and villainy' comment is either an undercover GC tweeter having a sly dig, or a rather delicious new name change option. I do like an oblique Star Wars reference.

Erin has had time to change Twitter handle but not provide any photos of the razor stickers.
Erin needs to leave social media until he has got a grip and learnt to stop lying.

Is the person who describes Mumsnet as 'a hive of mums and villainy' being satirical? ... I don't think anyone else on the thread is. But no one can have posted that and not been joking!

Also someone tells Erin they are a 'heroin'. I don't think that's the kind they meant...

I notice that Erin is no longer 'the broccoli girl' they are simply Erin: Fuck off Mumsnet twats ouch! we really upset them by not believing their utter bollocks totally true story about their close shave with a hidden razor blade.

Congratulations Toolshed

Toolshed

I think Oxford Rd Station is in Lucy Powell’s constituency- anyone live there and fancy asking their MP to get BTP to make a public statement?