Razor blades and stickers again

herfemaleness

Im horrified...i will be ringing the police post haste!!

Id ask you opinion on jam before cream on scones...but i am too afraid

I've put some thought in to what nasty surprise I'm going to place behind my stickers and I think I've got it. I'm going to leave little notes that say ''when making tea, the milk goes in first''. . Then the people taking the stickers off will read them and be really angry and horrified and it'll ruin their day'' Is this not the best maniacal plan?

arran

I never would have expected the Spanish Inquisition...

Their chief weapons are surprise and cries of "You're literally killing us."

Are you sure that wasn’t a Canesten promotion? I think it was one of their less successful slogans.

This theme is sooooo tickling me.

WORD OF ADVICE: DO NOT type 'pussy on fire' into the internet.

I needed to mix up some concrete with fibreglass strands - and that needs a shearing action rather than the usual method of mixing concrete and it needs to be vibrated to help it set up.

I googled: concrete vibrating poker

Huge, huge mistake from which I've never quite recovered. I was even tempted to punch my own eyes as a distraction.

I never would have expected the Spanish Inquisition...

BettyDuMonde wrote: I’ve gotta head that way tomorrow. Will pop by and ask the staff if anything untoward has happened.

Have I missed an update? Or were there no staff that could speak through the newly-issued cut-proof chainmail?

Any warning posters on the door to the washrooms?

Enquiring minds need to know.

NB I tried to get an image for this. WORD OF ADVICE: DO NOT type 'pussy on fire' into the internet.

Soooooo tempted, but yeah probs not the greatest image to Google st work.

Mine contained, anthrax, Novichok and the Spanish Inquisition!

I never would have expected the Spanish Inquisition...

ToetoToe I hope you pm'd them back to tell them they got their Kings of Leon words wrong ... bless 'em for trying though, eh?

I got one that was entitled 'Nazi bitch'. I think it's the bitch I object to more - it's a horrible dehumanising word for women and I never ever use it. At least Nazis were people.

Also a bit that this person was granted the right to remove the content of their pms. And how MN - on checking said content didn't just block them - and then come on here to make a MNHQ announcement that said night time pmer was blocked and they (MNHQ) apologised for any distress (ha!) caused by receiving hate mail through their website.

It's a funny old business.

But now I know saying 'that looks like a paper cut' and 'tagging the police in a tweet is not the same as filing a proper police report' is the same as exterminating millions of people of various persuasions. Live and learn. Everyday's a school day etc etc

and one telling me my "cunt is on fire"

Are you sure that wasn’t a Canesten promotion? I think it was one of their less successful slogans.

I'll take it as a compliment then...

I think it's because I said it's possible a certain twitter person's pants were on fire. Which is a saying I'm rather fond of. Well, until this morning anyway. I say it to my children sometimes, but I've never had a response quite like that from them

No messages in your inbox.

sad face

Go Havingababytoolshed !!!

Does anyone else have 'sex on fire' stuck in their heads? No idea why...

Oh, that reminds me. Promised to write something on Spanish Inquisition!

Razor blades behind stickers was a well known tactic of Torquemada. Special razor blades that only attacked heretics and left good catholics alone. Much like these special ones in Manchester that won't hurt cleaners but will only attack trans women even if they live thousands of miles away...

Your cunt is on fire’ sounds more like (a pornified) compliment than an insult!

Oh dear, I am still going to be laughing tomorrow at this rate.

I'm going to spend the rest of the day shooting lethal cunty flames at anyone who even looks sideways in my direction.

Your cunt is on fire’ sounds more like (a pornified) compliment than an insult!

Snorting.

@hazeyjane

Round these parts we say "It comes out your bum like Pedigree Chum."

‘Your cunt is on fire’ sounds more like (a pornified) compliment than an insult!

and one telling me my "cunt is on fire"

Is this a rather sad male attempt to describe what he's been told thrush feels like, or can we add literal witch burning to the TRA wish list?

I had narcissistic rage poured all me at 4.40am too, in the form of 3 abusive PMs. One 'word of advice' (which reminded me of the sinister Dr Haddock ), one calling me Racist Nazi Scum, and one telling me my "cunt is on fire". (I can confirm it's not ).

Sadly I can't read them, just the titles, so I'll never know what the word of advice was - probably to die in a fire?

I've seen so much of this abusive crap on twitter, and on here so many times, it doesn't affect me anymore.

Which means I've been totally de-sensitised to all the abuse dished out to women who won't sit quietly and do what they're told - if I'd got anonymous messages like that on Mumsnet a few years ago, it would have really affected me. Now I'm just

The things that tra and their handmaidens say and do, reminds me of my abusive ex. When having to admit he was physically violent, he informed the counsellor "She made me hit her"

VickyEadie nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!