Womanfest UK - FFS🤬

steaming your clam

Well that's my new phrase for the day sorted...

drama and confrontation as people argue about whether specific individuals should or should not be allowed in based on their "energy". Maybe they can photograph their auras and decide that way.

Spot on. Consistent with the woo strict ethical standards to which they adhere, they just need some people to hang about taking Kirlian photographs of people's energy/auras.

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings

Maybe it will be promoted as a mind over matter experience, like fire walking, but will (uncannily) turn out to be a matter of physics and biology/anatomy ?

Somerset is woo central.

It’s one of the woo-iestplaces in the universe. A perfect place for crystal shopping, should you be so inclined.

Oh god, it's not all like this is it? When I think of Somerset I imagine gentle rolling fields and, I dunno, nice old houses? Was not imagining them eing full of women attempting to steam their fanjos while crocheting their nutloaf.

This may be my most favouritist thread ever.

This is why I don’t live in Somerset. Frankly.

Oh right so if I turn up in my menswear and my short hair I'll be turned away because I like pockets in my clothes and hair that doesn't flap in my face?
What a stinking load of bullshitty misogynistic nonesense.

Woman is not a costume or a feeling

So anyone other than a man who acknowledges that he's a man, or a woman who's insufficiently feminine.

Granted that that kind of knit your own lentils atmosphere tends to set my teeth on edge in general, but still, this sounds like a policy that's almost actively designed to encourage drama and confrontation as people argue about whether specific individuals should or should not be allowed in based on their "energy". Maybe they can photograph their auras and decide that way.

Aww CesiraAndEnrico steamed phallus is fine but also please bring back the strawberry penis... maybe with cream for Wimbledon?!

Are the male women able to steam their female, pink penises over steaming herbs?

I'll get my coat.

I'm happily well into woo stuff like this... this event would've been well up my street. Unfortunately, I like my woo without a side order of hairy bollocks, so I gave it a miss. With signs of the tide turning, I'll keep it in mind for next year. Jeez did they tie themselves in knots to say who was permitted in 😂

floralbunting

You have a point! Maybe I got it right the first time.

I don't think the event is filled with sheep

Oh, I dunno...

Are the male women able to steam their female, pink penises over steaming herbs?

*Woo not wool.

I don’t think the event is filled with sheep.

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings...

Pissing myself

" I mean, what would we call it if a bunch of men went off into the green wilderness to contemplate their penises for a few days?

‘We’d call it a golf weekend,’ says Coral from Wiltshire, who is sitting on a milking stool in the Sacred Garden."

Courtesy of the DM

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3346210-Womanfest-UK-FFS

It seems like a very wool type event that it doesn’t bother me because aside from sex dysphoria, trans ideology is mostly woo anyway.

Nude wind baths in my back yard right now would be very bracing indeed, and my nips would be useful doing double duty for hanging some washing off to dry. I still fancy it a hell of a lot more than steamed vag.

This is without doubt the most exquisitely worded, precise and comprehensive definition of 'man' that I have ever had the pleasure to cackle incontinently over.
Of course anyone can say "I fully identify as a women" even while dressed as a blokey 90s oasis fan and shouting "look at the tits on that" straight afterwards, necking a beer, throwing the can at someone and then going and pissing at a tree in full sight of everyone.
Thanks Nothing. I will of course reference you in my next research paper on 'The role of the fully identified woman in contemporary transcendental yoni woo'.

Nude wind baths? I can see the appeal of that, actually. And nude free swimming too, in the right setting. I expect it's rather free-ing to throw off the shackles of a swimming cossie and jump in. Not here though. That's the North Sea out there! Somewhere warm with turquoise sea and white sands......that would be nice. A field in Somerset may not quite live up to my hopes and dreams though, but if people want to do it, be my guest but watch out for pitched tents!

Though, on a more serious note, I've only just picked up on the poorer-women-as-servants thing, which has made me much more angry than be-bollocked 'women' being hypothetically welcome.

There's nude wind baths according to the Mail article. Boggle.

NothingOnTellyAgain, tbh, I have no dog in the fight about whether steaming your clam is legitimate or not really. My comments were based purely on the fact that my personal reaction to making my own nethers more sweaty, however nicely fragranced, was entirely negative. If you feel ok about it, I'm not going to go all Dr Hilary Jones sneery about it Though, by all the woo gods, please don't stick a crystal egg up there.

Nah

I suspect those who can't join in due to their sadly mis-shapen, semen producing labia,

Will be allowed to observe instead .

I suspect they will also be good at dispensing lots of advice to the women running the sessions and the participants even if they know literally nothing about it

I foresee a lot of third degree accidental bollock burnings...