A previous poster - possibly CesiraAndEnrico? - posted English and Italian versions.
If you are also fluent in languages other than English, perhaps try checking out "Women don't have penises" translated into your language(s) on Google Translate and other online translation sites and seeing what comes up? Because on Google Translate, some of the translations it produced for me were utter shite nonsense.
Also reverse the languages, so that you check the translation of language A to language B, and vice versa. Because that produced bat-shittery too, and slightly different.
And what about sign languages, Morse code, semaphore, Victorian-era language of flowers etc, eh?! Could have some fun there too!