So...I was giggling at this thread, as you do, and showed my DH the lovely stickers. He looked thoughtful for a minute and then dug around the depths of our music collection.
I'm not going to post it because I suspect I'd get banned, but I'm sure you can all wrangle YouTube to find (and I recommend headphones) Goldie Lookin' Chain and their 2004 smash hit "Your Mother's Got A Penis".
It's definitely not "libfem nice" and would almost certainly cause an epidemic of pearl clutching amongst the woke, but I think it does illustrate the absurdity of things rather well...particularly from your average man's point of view. 