Borisbike747
So reverting to the Professor's "especially good and convincing" narrative again, she writes
Their reasoning was that because Brooker’s ex-partner had spent about a month in jail while the rape allegations were investigated. page 494
and
They needed a way to explain to the public why the ex-partner had been held in prison for 30 days and then released without ever being charged same page
Not so much the why - answer the how first - How do the Police get somebody held in prison for 30 days without ever being charged.
Maybe the Professor has strange ideas about quaint British ways - maybe she imagines something like Bunty the big cheese from Avon & Somerset ringing up Charles, the Governor at the local nick on the dog and bone to ask a favour.
Maybe along these lines ?
Hello Charles, how are you?
Bunty, how are you, Sheila told me you might be ringing - lovely to see at the cricket last Sunday
Yes very enjoyable – I bowled a maiden over!
Err, is that wise these days?
Anyway, I’m in a bit of a fix, the reason I’m ringing is we got this chap, apparently not enough evidence to charge him at the moment – namby-bamby CPS for you - its only a matter of time I feel, but damn and blast, the custody officer has thrown a spanner in the works and tells me that time is up and we have to release him on police bail with conditions while we carry out further investigations – it’s the law apparently. Look I’m not awfully keen on that idea – I wondered if you might put him up for a bit – say a couple of weeks?
Couple of weeks? – your chap bit short on the evidence front doing a sort of bunk up with my remanded and convicted chaps ?
Yes!
mmm…might we get a court order remanding him in prison or ….
Like I said rotten luck, he’s not been charged – so he’s not been before the beaks – go on be a chum !
Well yes, why not – what could possibly go wrong. You’re not worried about time limits under PACE then ?
Nah…as if.
Well we’re all having tea and ice-cream on the lawn this afternoon – bring him around I can introduce him to some of the chaps but I can’t promise there’ll be enough sandwiches to go around.
Splendid – you still up for a glass of Port at the George and Patriarchy next Wednesday
Rather!
Could this ever happen ? No. Yes, the Police and Prison Service are batting on the same side but they are separate organisations - the Police cant get people remanded in custody in prisons by asking nicely - there are rules (this ain't Nam - courtesy The Big Lebowski). Its the Courts that make these remand orders on people that have been charged with serious offences.
Hard to believe of a Professor of Law ? - but damn, she clearly has no idea what she is talking about ...and if none of that could ever happen - the rest of her explanations as to the Police motives melt away PDQ.