So happy! Because I work for Starbucks, they're going to pay to fix all the parts of my body I'm not that keen on.
I'm a bit hairy, my tits are drooping, bingo wings are becoming a bit of an issue and I've never liked my nose.
Oh no, wait. They won't pay for that because I'm a woman. If however I were a man who wanted to look like a woman, then they would. Kind of makes a mockery of the whole 'transwomen ARE women' line really.
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/06/26/starbucks-to-pay-for-all-transgender-staffs-surgeries/
