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Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

256 replies

Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:16

According to someone on Twitter

Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
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MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:53

Wait...bra intervention if there not radical terrorists then who is? Every.single.problem.would.be.solved.if.only.your.bra.fitted.correctly.

Original poster
Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:53

lady-stick beaker

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FermatsTheorem · 28/05/2018 23:51

Penis beaker..

And there it is. There's your literal terrorist violence right there, right there I tell you (or should that be "I tell y'all"?) Could be a penis beaker, could be a lady-stick beaker. Did you ask it its pronouns? Well did you?

You just misgendered that beaker, you terfy-terrorists.

Battleax · 28/05/2018 23:51

Come at me, Dettolists!

Grin
MipMipMip · 28/05/2018 23:48

Oh god, the dog house bloody terrified me. I avoid it now . I reckon it's AIBU. Scary when you get a parking thread.

Abouttoblow · 28/05/2018 23:48

It's all about bleaching the door frames!
Nothing good can come from that.

spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:45

Oh bugger Twunk there was me thinking it was in Cancun. Can I un-enlist?

MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:44

Is dog house terrorism pro or anti staffies? lifes big question

DryHeave · 28/05/2018 23:44

Radical skirting board bleachers.

NoseringGirl · 28/05/2018 23:44

I reckon it's making 7 days worth of meals from one chicken that's causing mass food poisoning. It's a chicken based act of terrorism.

Original poster
Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:43

Anyway, I’m waiting for my training. Where does the terrorist wing of MN have their training camp? I’m assuming Centre Parks, or Mexico?

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ErrolTheDragon · 28/05/2018 23:42

No no no no.

It's Dog House which is the somewhat niffy hotbed of Staffordshire terrierism.

MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:41

Stop being snobby icantbelieve just use bleach like a normal person. And wash your toilet brush in the dishwasher.

ICantBelieveIDidThis · 28/05/2018 23:39

I'm a Zoflorarista!

Currently using the latest weapon, Lavender Escape but will soon revert to the old Apple Orchard technique.

Come at me, Dettolists!

MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:38

Yes. I'm leading the legging resistance Shhhh!

You ppl will not convey me to zoflora. I use bleach down my loo.

Original poster
Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:37

Oh that’s ok. I only use my loo brush with naice ham and Korean ladies.

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birdsdestiny · 28/05/2018 23:37

You see, you all try to deny it but one mention of housekeeping threads and you can't help yourselves. The indoctrination runs deep.

spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:37

Also if you spot a small Korean lady in your garden or a penis beaker RUN.

spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:36

I feel I must warn you - Zoflora, loo brushes and pom bears are not to be used at the same time.

Original poster
Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:35

I also wear leggings

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Ereshkigal · 28/05/2018 23:35

I have a loo brush too (whispers) will try!

Original poster
Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:34

I have a loo brush but no Zoflora

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Weezol · 28/05/2018 23:34

Well, my views on toilet brushes remain unchanged. I am obviously resistant to radicalisation.

I did ask S&B about Celtic slippers though, so maybe I'm a sleeper agent waiting to be activated. I have a copy of 'The Catcher In The Rye' on the shelf and a fondness for George Smiley.

Oh God, I don't know who I am or why I'm here or, where I am - send help!

spontaneousgiventime · 28/05/2018 23:34

If you use loads it does smell strongly, I use it down the loo. with the loo brush

Ereshkigal · 28/05/2018 23:34

So we can say that MN definitely radicalises new members of the zoflora cult.

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