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Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:16

According to someone on Twitter

Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
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TheMortificadosDragon · 29/05/2018 01:03

Honeydragon - I haven't forgotten who incinerated the whole of Mortificado and nearly roasted the corgis. Treason, surely?

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 00:37

I’m wearing leggings. I’ve worn a lot of active wear this week too. Not for the gym, it’s just generally more comfortable for internet terrorism.

PositivelyPERF · 29/05/2018 00:33

Fucking Mumsnet terrorists are terrifying, what with their Zoflora weapons of mass germ destruction and water boarding poor maligned toilet brushes! Terrifying, I tell you, and I grew up in NI through the troubles.

TheMortificadosDragon · 29/05/2018 00:27

Did someone say they wanted something setting ablaze? Dragon

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 29/05/2018 00:24

I wearing my dad's old pyjamas so S and B is clearly a part time thing for me Grin

MistAmougstElephants · 29/05/2018 00:22

certain phew I thought I was going to have to set fire to them. If you lot made me give up my leggings as well I'd have nothing left I tell you nothing 😱

Night radicalised terrorists!

mancheeze · 29/05/2018 00:21

Wooden spoons at dawn.

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 29/05/2018 00:16

How did youknow?

Eet was ze request for money poem you dent out wiz ze wedding invitations. I knew zen zat you were no Mumsnetter.

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 29/05/2018 00:13

That's a lovely cardie though Elephants. We don't mean ones like that Grin

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Twunk · 29/05/2018 00:12

CertainHalfDesertedStreets

How did you know?

It was the strikethrough fail too. Dammit I thought I knew that one.

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2rebecca · 29/05/2018 00:11

Too hot for leggings and bras. I rebel against the tyranny of underwear in summer (at home) although many from AIBU who even sleep in the stuff will have panic attacks about womanly secretions terrorizing the world and my very washable clothes.
Most TRAs need to get out more.

ErrolTheDragon · 29/05/2018 00:10

Mortificado was paradoxically anarchic despite the vast excess of royalty.

MistAmougstElephants · 29/05/2018 00:09

honeydragon i might be feeling lil bit judged right now...

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 29/05/2018 00:08

A waterfall cardie on S and B?

😨

MistAmougstElephants · 29/05/2018 00:07

Forgot the fennel tea terrorists to. Is there no end to the radicalism on MN?

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 00:07

Erm; I did once suggest in Style & Beauty that a poster set fire to her cardigan for her own sake. But not while she was wearing it.

I’m more of a freedom fighter tbh. Freeing women from the shackles of acrylic waterfall cardies.

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 29/05/2018 00:06

TBH if you don't know what zoflora is then you're probably a TRA troll no?

Have you ever Kondo-ised your knicker drawer? Or written an AIBU from the pov of a fictitious character (preferably an Octonaut) and sat through three pages of replies before someone got it?

And if not then how do we know you are who you say you are? Hmm

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Twunk · 29/05/2018 00:05

My bras fit perfectly.

I went to Rigby and Peller. Biscuit Biscuit

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HateSummer · 29/05/2018 00:01

Oh god...I’m wearing leggings but no bra. I’ll just go and explode myself now by eating packets of Pom bears.

MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:57

hatesummer Errol has updated me you must also own a staffie while killing flies, not wearing leggings and wearing the correct bra.

MistAmougstElephants · 28/05/2018 23:56

Killing flies isn't an issue if your bra fits correctly hatesummer and your not wearing leggings.

ErrolTheDragon · 28/05/2018 23:55

Is dog house terrorism pro or anti staffies?

Pro, of course, rescues are full of them,waiting to be liberated. (Sadly true)

LightofaSilveryMoon · 28/05/2018 23:55

Yes, but what about the South?

HateSummer · 28/05/2018 23:54

I did post on a thread earlier that I don’t feel guilty when killing poo flies because they’re devilish. It must be me. 🤔

TERFragetteCity · 28/05/2018 23:54

YOU ARE ALL ON A LIST

A shopping list, i found in a waitrose shopping trolley.

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