Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

It's the Trump threads isn't it?

It's a twitter bot. Has to be.

Now listen, I thought we’d agreed not to talk about the loo brushes, you know it’s a critical part of the radicalisation plan. You’ll be telling people about the organised tinkly laugh in Kings Cross any minute now and that’s our mass destruction weapon.

The drama is so tiresome 😒 Imagine having to deal with someone like that in real life 😒

I'm just about to Zoflora the hell out of my bins whilst wearing leggings, my new interventionist bra and I'm a sponging prostitute SAHW. When do I get arrested 😱

I refuse to have a bog brush that's a step too militant

The 5 day chicken

7.00 in the morning and just had the first laugh of the day!

I don't think I'm allowed back into S&B after I admitted DP and I just have a big heap of jersey boxers we both wear (pregnancy habit I never lost)

I can't believe you've all forget the ascetics of MN - the cult of the 5 day chicken.

It doesn't take much to 'trigger' these right-wing morons; just display a willingness to engage in rational debate, along with a refusal to paint entire communities with the same brush of 'terrorist', and you will pretty soon become a target from the likes of Sargon of Akkad or any of the other willfully ignorant fuckwits who follow him.

I bought some Zoflora recently but haven't tried it yet. The hyacinth one

You have unwittingly bought a weapon of mass destruction (of the sinuses) right there

Will you be nekkid under the transparentish poncho?

Streets - I call troll. Kondo-ised? Any legit mner knows it’s kondoed. Or possibly kondo’d. Or kondo’ed. The pedants will know.

I often wonder if all these wannabe wimmins read these threads and get the faintest impression that they might be wrong about the literal violence thing. I suspect it makes them crabbier.

How the heck do you dress as a jellyfish, they're pretty much transparent.

The one I'm going as is blue so a transparentish blue rain poncho, some long glittery tentacles and star lights intertwined for stinging cells

We shall fight them with the bleaches!

We shall fight them with the Zoflora!

We shall fight them with Dettol if we have to!

We shall even cancel the cheque on those who fight against us!

They may take our penis beakers!

They may take our penguin bollards!

But we are Mumsnet!

They will never take away our headscarves!!!

Absolutely, Aornis.

I"m currently scrubbing my kitchen surfaces with 'pronoun-away disinfectant - destroys 99% of all known pronouns" - we wouldn't want to get in any trouble.

How the heck do you dress as a jellyfish, they're pretty much transparent.

I'm going dressed as a jellyfish tomorrow night for an event - my cunning disguise is a marine terrorist

Toe, smashing through my windows? But I need to clean them with Gender Neutral Pronoun Muscle first!

Errol - according to their own twitter - yes.

I might add, we (as in Mumsnet) have also been reported to the police on at least one occasion (again, according to twitter) - but the police told them it wasn't transphobia or a hate crime.

Oh dear. (Ha!)

I suppose we have been guilty of inciting people to sign this

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/214118

We've never heard back from her supposed meeting at 15:00 hrs with the Home Offce terrorism squad, have we?

Eh? You mean this person seriously wasted the time of the anti-terrorism squad?

Pearl clutching could be terrorism but I don't wear pearls so I guess that's no good.

We've never heard back from her supposed meeting at 15:00 hrs with the Home Offce terrorism squad, have we?

Is that because we're to expect SAS squad style troops smashing through our windows in the near future, or because MN, radfems or anyone gender critical has never done anything remotely like terrorism ever?

Seriously, name one thing (other than liking zoflora) that any radfem has done that is actually terrorism?

Should have followed the Windsor’s example and got Dorgis. Much hardier dogs.

Bra's are items of torture and as we all own them I suppose we could be terrorists. BT's Boob terrorists.