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Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

256 replies

Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:16

According to someone on Twitter

Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
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firehousedog · 29/05/2018 12:38

Had a good read through this thread Grin

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 12:25

But it’s all nice and shiny now.

Maybe I should Zoflora my salads? It’s about the only thing left the Zoflo zealots haven’t used it for.

spontaneousgiventime · 29/05/2018 12:08

Blimey - I've heard of bee venom face cream I may even have a tube of it somewhere but snail gel... Really? Definite sign of radicalisation right there.

KittiesInsane · 29/05/2018 11:59

I’d say you have salad-dressed the floor rather than cleaned it, Honeydragon

LangCleg · 29/05/2018 11:58

This is.... alarming news.

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 11:51

Fish are no longer allowed to eat your bunions as it was mean to the fish.

So now you rub snail gel on your face to look youthful.

LangCleg · 29/05/2018 11:45

I know you can get fish to eat your bunions. Or something.

LangCleg · 29/05/2018 11:45

Wait, what? Snail gel?

MipMipMip · 29/05/2018 11:39

Did you see the replies on The Times article?! Honestly, they could give Style and Beauty lessons on dictatorship.

llangennith · 29/05/2018 11:39

For more time than I care to admit I thought Zoflora was a made up MN thing, like washing being darked onBlush

Baroquehavoc · 29/05/2018 11:35

You get to put snail gel on your face

I haven't the time to let a snail roam over my face, I'm busy designing posters and laminating badges for my new radical radical group - I'm excluding men, TIM and any of you dirty tykes who use a loo brush.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 29/05/2018 11:24

They clearly got wind of the planned flash mob of loo brush users.

Who grassed?

Lweji · 29/05/2018 11:13

Surely you're not going along with this "terrorist" thing...

We are THE Resistance.

TerfsUp · 29/05/2018 11:11

We need a command structure, a training camp, a uniform, and some heavy artillery.

We also need a theme song. How about "I wabt to break free" by Queen? We don't even need costumes for our YouTube video - the dress code is Come As You Are, bras optional.

TerfsUp · 29/05/2018 11:02

You want radicalisation? Try the parking threads. Or ask if it's correct to hang loo roll under or over.

Of course, MNers need to keep their strength up for various terrierist activities which is why we're able to make a chicken feed 17 people for a week.

Bowlofbabelfish · 29/05/2018 11:02

Whatever happened to the Populat Front?

He’s over there

SPLITTER!

Never has that film seemed more relevant...

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 10:57

You get to put snail gel on your face Baroquehavoc

birdsdestiny · 29/05/2018 10:32

Baroque are you forming a splinter group.
Are we watching the disintergration of our ideology as we speak.

Baroquehavoc · 29/05/2018 10:29

I'm contemplating braving S&B to find out what the hell the Korean skin care regime is. I suspect it involves more effort than my regime of slapping a bit of Nivea on my face when I remember.

I'm shocked at all of the proud owners of loo brushes here. Makes me doubt if this is the place for me.

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 10:23

FYI I have just washed my floors with jasmine fragrance oil and white vinegar

HoneyDragon · 29/05/2018 10:21

Yeah but the dog house and S&B say feminist chat is scary?

I go everywhere quite happily, possibly I am a spy.

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Twunk · 29/05/2018 10:13

Good work Comrade birdsdestiny

I always volunteer to bring bread or crisps.

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AssignedPuuurfectAtBirth · 29/05/2018 10:11

S&B is lovely and friendly.

The Dog Threads are fucking terrifying though. Never again

birdsdestiny · 29/05/2018 10:06

I have got the ham. First rule of buffet type list, get in first with the easy option.

BeyondSceptical · 29/05/2018 10:06

Any SAS style visitors better now want to use our toilet. Entitled, much?

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