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Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation

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Twunk · 28/05/2018 23:16

According to someone on Twitter

Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
Mumsnet is a hotbed of terrorist radicalisation
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Twunk · 30/05/2018 00:27

toilet kefir?

I think I might have just sicked up a bit

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MistAmougstElephants · 30/05/2018 00:25

Toilet kefir? You are really ruining my late night snacking.

RebelRogue · 30/05/2018 00:20

The cultures evolved from the reusable loo brush.

Toilet kefir ?

OldHag1 · 30/05/2018 00:18

throws in a glitter bomb adds link to glitter stuck to all kinds of crap selling site on Facebook.

Whistles.... clutches then twirls pearls and leaves but not before admitting to mis reading penis beaker as penis breaker!

DickTERFin · 30/05/2018 00:17

Surely it's the grammar police that they are referring to?

Them's lot pop up on almost every thread, SPAG bombing everyone.

I'm so radicalised now, I almost always preview and spell check before posting.

MistAmougstElephants · 30/05/2018 00:15

reluctant i was brave and clicked the link i thought penis beaker was a wank tool not a mini penis biget 😂

I happened to be eating an ice cream lolly at the time and I'm all queasy.

weezol sharing is caring and no I'm not suggesting we have a bath together with the bath bomb I just think you made it and now you share it by giving it to me. Surely that's fair?

Oh Jesus I keep thinking penis beaker and half chuckle and half vom. MN needs user warnings.

Ereshkigal · 30/05/2018 00:06

The cultures evolved from the reusable loo brush. Who knows where that will lead evolution-wise?

firehousedog · 30/05/2018 00:03
Grin

I agree. So in the toilet now lives the toilet duck, the toilet salmon and the sea monkeys. Any other creatures living down there i have forgotten?

RebelRogue · 30/05/2018 00:01

Just turn the frikking thing into a fish tank and shit in the woods.

Ereshkigal · 29/05/2018 23:59
Grin
firehousedog · 29/05/2018 23:57

Toilet Salmon. He could be a friend for Toilet Duck.

AngryAttackKittens · 29/05/2018 23:52

I'm sure someone will be along to suggest just using the actual salmon eventually.

RebelRogue · 29/05/2018 23:47

And a salmon scented loo brush

Did you have to go there?Envy

Weezol · 29/05/2018 23:46

Mist You can keep the gin but you'll have to prise the bath bomb from my cold, dead hands.

firehousedog · 29/05/2018 23:41

Oh for Pete's sake what is wrong with some people? Its called a dishwasher for a reason. Its not called a universal cleaner.

ErrolTheDragon · 29/05/2018 23:40

And a salmon scented loo brush would be rank beyond belief .... Not that I've heard anyone admit to this combination of offensive action. MNers have their limits.

Ereshkigal · 29/05/2018 23:40

"People sterilising their mooncups" - I sound like some batshit "uterus bearer" transactivist.

MistAmougstElephants · 29/05/2018 23:40

Can make a lasagne in the dishwasher to apparrently.

Btw I don't have a dishwasher I just have Uses for a Dishwasher Other than Dishes facts. Like there's a brand of high chair seat you can put in the dishwasher.

Ereshkigal · 29/05/2018 23:38

People do everything in the dishwasher, sterilise their mooncups etc.

AngryAttackKittens · 29/05/2018 23:34

Can't stand salmon anyway so the thought of salmon scented plates is giving me the boak!

firehousedog · 29/05/2018 23:33

I firstly give thought to the idea of putting the loo brush into the dishwasher, then secondly actively carrying the brush through the house and through the kitchen, possibly dripping along the floor on the way, to put inside something intended to clean your plates and cutlery? You'd have to be an absolute hygiene muppet to do it.

Ok penis beaker gotcha. Why not just use wet wipes?

ErrolTheDragon · 29/05/2018 23:29

Yes, I'd have thought that too, kittens. I guess people resort to using the dishwasher if they don't have a fish kettle.

AngryAttackKittens · 29/05/2018 23:25

If you poach salmon in your dishwasher won't your dishes come out smelling fishy afterwards in the event that you do occasionally use the dishwasher for its intended purpose?

(What's wrong with pots and pans?)

ErrolTheDragon · 29/05/2018 23:22

It's a sort of urban myth billy i don't think anyone actually has washed their loo brush in the dishwasher. At least I hope not.

Especially not if their party piece is dishwasher poached salmon.

UpstartCrow · 29/05/2018 23:18

You'll never see teeth in a glass of water by the bed in the same light again.

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