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The zen thread

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Badgerthebodger · 18/04/2018 20:34

As there’s such a lot going on right now I propose we have a calm down zen thread for puppies, kittens, inspirational women and good news

This little guy can start us off, also the news that my baby got his first pair of shoes today and is walking like he is on the moon Grin

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Badgerthebodger · 19/04/2018 19:47

I have discovered a further benefit to being #TeamTumnus and proud. On a sunny day, when you stayed out for a few drinks, you might get a bit chilly when the sun goes down. Not me. Nope. I’m protected by my winter pelt and my sensible mum coat I’m no fool

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auntycartmanslargertesticle · 19/04/2018 15:03

I delegated this bird to express my rage. Good job birdie.

Waddlelikeapenguin · 19/04/2018 10:03

Teascum Grin
I got half way through that thread then it went poof, i am always late to the (tea)party.

#teamtumnus

It hasnt rained since yesterday morning Shock Smile (sadly smallest peed all over her tricycle yesterday so it's not entirely good news!)

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Badgerthebodger · 19/04/2018 10:00

animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/wombat-scat1.htm

Well I’ve certainly learned something new today. Photo of square poo in the link for anyone who is interested in looking at wombat poo at 10am on a Thursday morning

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dragongirlx · 19/04/2018 09:58

This one always makes me feel better

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Ekphrasis · 19/04/2018 09:53

*Their

4 hours sleep

Ekphrasis · 19/04/2018 09:52

I can't remember. Useful if you work with kids Grin

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Badgerthebodger · 19/04/2018 09:49

Ekphrasis cube shaped?

Can I ask how it is that you know this nugget of information?

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Ekphrasis · 19/04/2018 09:24

Wow that wombat. Watch yer fingers!

They're poo is cube shaped.

Ekphrasis · 19/04/2018 09:20

I loved the tea talk. And I hope Tru keeps Tea as it's much nicer!

I tried to post to ask you all to wash your own cups up; but it was deleted.

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Badgerthebodger · 19/04/2018 09:10

Should have said as well I’m a proud member of #TeamTumnus

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Mumsnut · 19/04/2018 08:51

Lana - there's a subtle reflection of your foof in that wine glass ...

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Badgerthebodger · 19/04/2018 08:23

Good morning, the sun is shining in Cumbria and you have all given me a good laugh with the overnight posts

Particularly loving the name change Teascum I saw why on another thread, v exotic Grin

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SporadicSpartacus · 19/04/2018 08:04
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AGreatBigPonk · 19/04/2018 07:42

This is my favouritist thread ever. Thanks OP!

SecretsRSecrets · 19/04/2018 06:12

Thank you for all the adorable pics, definitely needed and appreciated.

My happy news is that our girl DDog, had surgery yesterday and she's going to be okSmile

Thanks for staring this thread, Badger!

MrsTerryPratchett · 19/04/2018 05:59

Bindi Irwin and a tarantula. And the funny comment. Made me smile in many ways.

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TripleRainbow · 19/04/2018 00:18

I'm looking forward to going to work tomorrow and supporting people experiencing poor health.

PS. I hate the Labour Party for not being a credible opposition to the Tory Party and leaving me politically homeless.

Sorry, not zen, but I'm bursting with anger at the LP.

Dogs and chicks Smile

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Greymisty · 19/04/2018 00:16

I have bath envy.

My Zen today was deciding to not mow the lawn but watch it grow Grin

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 18/04/2018 23:59

Love this thread.

V needed right now.

I'm so fucking cross I can't even begin to post on threads atm.

But here is me right now pretending the patriarchy doesn't exist in a bath full of salt and essential oils. Grin

This is my zen right now.

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boatyardblues · 18/04/2018 23:55

I remember getting into a conversation at a drunken works do with the younger women about using templates to shave patterns and shapes (eg hearts) into yer minge and I just blurted out “God, that sounds like far too much work!” immediately outing myself as a middle-aged Tumnus. Our young male colleague at the other end of the table who’d been subtly earwigging did a face like this > Shock also outing himself as an earwigger.

GetOffMyTERF · 18/04/2018 23:51

Cherry blossom Smile

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TripleRainbow · 18/04/2018 23:50

"Her fanny farts had the power to terrify demons." Grin

The witches front bottom has HAIR! It's a trap!

boatyardblues · 18/04/2018 23:49

That wombat was terrifying. I didn’t get past him chomping through the syringe. I was too scared for the bloke’s fingers.

WichBitchHarpyTerfThatsMe · 18/04/2018 23:47

Triple I almost wet myself laughing at that. Oh the agony of being young and female. I'm full on Mr Tumnus these days, full winter pelt from by belly to my toes, and I don't give a shit!

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