The Lib Dem LGBT twitter feed is annoyed at Mumsnet

I'm sure you do MrsWooster. I'm equally sure your forehead is not as low as mine.

I draw the line at Zoflora. I understand this bars me from the higher echelons of the cult but they probably wouldn't have me anyway because of the bum flannels.

pickleme, it was (is?) a large cotton, vaguely leopard-print scarf in a range of exciting background colours. Available from ebay. I think mine was red.

I like this comment from Bencooper

“So, logically, was it also “alt-right troll tactics” when trans rights activists piled onto various venues who were booked to host discussions about the GRA?

Or is it only alt-right trolling when someone else does it”

Clearly though as a man we have some how held him down and taught him how to stretch a chicken, the rules of parking and at home hair cuts so he is now some kind of TERF loving fucker.

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF RADICALISATION.

I’m off to read Style and Beauty, if I come back with notions about eye cream you’ll know I’m a lost cause. Call in the de-TERF-ers.

Too cross to be able to spell correctly, obviously.

Behold, the Mumsnet scarf

I'M NOT A FUCKIG CIS WOMAN! Sorry, as you were.

Anyone else hoping the Keepers of the LGBT Twitter Feed are now going to be identifiable by their home cut layers, cutted up pears and Parfum de Zoflora?

I'm a bit worried though, I've got the MN haircut and chicken down pat, but I seem to have missed the scarf feature. While you throw me off? Or can someone kindly explain.

The only thing that has saved me from being completely sucked in to the MN RADICAL CULT is my failure at stretching a chicken.

That and ownership of several serviceable bum flannels.

I’ve been radicalised by mumsnet. After years of putting up with shit, I LTB. I also went back to uni as I realised I wasn’t, despite what he was telling me, fat and useless.
Furthermore, I’ve discovered the joys of Zoflora.

Ha, cross post pencils. I look lush. Fact.

I do that haircut on DD, but I had no idea it was the MN haircut. Which means the brainwashing is subtle.

My DD, her MN cut and I have delivered LD leaflets before. Not any more.

2nd rule of misogyny: Women saying no to men is a hate crime.
3rd rule of misogyny: Women speaking for themselves are exclusionary and selfish.

I love this thread! And, far from the correct haircut, I don't think I've even brushed my hair today. Far too busy lazing on the sofa and stuffing chocolate.

The absolute melt down that feed is having because it can't control what women say and because women gather to talk amongst themselves without its supervision. So desperate to prevent other women from joining and doing the same. It couldn't be more obvious.

I THINK you'll find that the mumsnet haircut is very flattering to we vipers of a certain age. In a dim light I look sort of like Noel Fielding.

The LibDem koolaid kids can come back in 30 years when they have enough life experience to have formed their own opinions and beg my forgiveness for their callow misogyny and I shall peer over my half moon spectacles, say "whut?" then tell them to fuck off.

I must tell my husband I'm alt right. He's always thought I'm a bit of a lefty, so he'll be thrilled!

" The MN haircut looks so shit your only option is to go and have it properly all cut off. "

I confess I did try it and it looked a right state...apparently it's all about the scissors...

I thought our collective term was a drizzle of lemons?

Probably because we are so sour.

I thought Cesspit of Hate was a band.

I've met you Pencils. I'm not sure you could do that haircut anymore than I could

Haha no, that's how it ended up short though.

I used to be such a normal gender conforming lass with lovely long silvikriny swishy hair UNTIL I WAS RADICALISED BY MN AND DID THE HAIRCUT.

It's all a plot, I tell you. The MN haircut looks so shit your only option is to go and have it properly all cut off. At a barbers. For £6. On a Friday. This is how they work.

Are there any lengths men won't stoop to?? Why are freakin men so utterly crap?? 😩😩😩I WANT to believe in John Wayne, Rhinestone Cowboy, expeditions to the Moon, Captain Brody, Stephen Hawking, Duncan Goodhew........but come on!!! Can anyone really look at men today and think this pasty, shitty lot is worthy of admiration???? 😩 They're crap!!

Makes a change from "a nest of vipers", Assigned

"cesspit of hate"
"nest of vipers"

The insults thrown at MNers are so formulaic aren't they?

I am MUMSNET

But only if you can make one chicken feed 5 people for 3 weeks.

Wow, I was always taught that if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all, so this is me not saying anything at all about Gloria the, um, Trans Giant.