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‘Lady crisps’

115 replies

Flumpernickel · 05/02/2018 10:17

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content Blush

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/02/2018 13:48

Gosh, I really hope they come with some pink beer soon.

HerFemaleness · 05/02/2018 13:42

Yes but do they come in pale pastel coloured packets so our delicate lady eyes won’t be traumatised by any bold bright ‘masculine’ colours.

TossDaily · 05/02/2018 13:33

ItWentInMyEye don't worry if you sprout a penis. You won't be a man, just 'a woman with a penis'.

Apparently.

OlennasWimple · 05/02/2018 13:26

Thank you for the signpost to the Bic Lady Pen Amazon reviews - much needed light relief this morning!

TeaAddict235 · 05/02/2018 12:25

So i should eat the ladies crisps whilst on my "ladies" pink Mac Pro and play with my pink Lego friends? The world has gone mad.

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:20

A smaller bag than what?

A normal multipack bag is 25g and, what, 120 calories at most?

Why would you want a smaller bag than that?

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:20

Surely ladies can cope with a regular size bag of dorritos?

Aridane · 05/02/2018 12:18

How bizarre and what a misfire! I get the attraction of a smaller bag - but really Shock ?

PositivelyPERF · 05/02/2018 12:16

Ereshkigal No, it’s really weird. I can actually feel myself tense up, getting really stressed, heart beats faster, nausea, anger and a tightness around my head when I hear other people eating, coughing, slapping their lips, etc. But I can quite happily eat crisps. Maybe it’s something to do with having control over the sound, iykwim. So you can all have the soggys and I’ll have the crisps. 😬

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:14

I have undiagnosed misophonia but according to my family I am the noisiest crisp eater i might treat their ears to some lady crisps

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:13

Soggys! That does sound awful.

It's the sound of the disappointment you get when it's break time at school and you discover your bag of crisps was not properly sealed. You have no way of getting any other crisps. You feed your soggys to the seagulls that descend on the playground when break is over.

DriggleDraggle · 05/02/2018 12:13

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AngryAttackKittens · 05/02/2018 12:12

Rowntrees I think? They're not very exciting from an adult perspective but I liked the chunky shape as a child. Plus, tell a stubborn little girl that something isn't for her and watch what happens.

Ereshkigal · 05/02/2018 12:12

Does the sound not affect your misophonia?

PositivelyPERF · 05/02/2018 12:11

TheHolidayArmadillo If you want to learn more, please come on over to the Feminist threads. You’ll be very welcome.

Back to the ‘crisps’ they should be called soggys as they sound disgusting. I has misphonia, but I love crunchy crisps, but only if I’m the one eating them. 😬

Ereshkigal · 05/02/2018 12:11

I was just reminding people to be careful with just accepting one person's explanation of an acronym when it concerns a controversial topic.

What other "explanation" is there? Males who identify as trans.

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:10

Dorritos in a sandwich pure madness

Ereshkigal · 05/02/2018 12:09

I'd advise you to choose your acronyms (and the people you take them from) with care. That one in particular identifies you as having a particular mindset. Make sure you agree with it before using it.

Oh yes how terrible, Big Brother Hmm

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:09

You can use whatever acronym you like PERF, I was just reminding people to be careful with just accepting one person's explanation of an acronym when it concerns a controversial topic.

Yorkies are not especially nice chocolate, are they? Who makes them?

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 05/02/2018 12:07

How are they in a sandwich

Most important...

AngryAttackKittens · 05/02/2018 12:07

I guess now I know why I'm spectacularly failing to Proper Submissive Lady right as an adult, though. It's all the Yorkies I ate as a child.

(The chocolate, not the dog. Please do not consume tiny cute dogs regardless of your machismo/delicate laydee persona.)

PositivelyPERF · 05/02/2018 12:06

Trills Really? I think if men in dresses can call REAL women cis and TERF, I’ll continue to feel quite happy with my use of Trans Identifying Male. They are men, no matter what their little fantasies/lies say.

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:03

McCoys were actually the kind of crisp I was thinking of - imagine if they did an advert with a woman loudly crunching and clearly enjoying the crisps.

(I'm imagining Ruby Rose as the star, if possible).

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 12:01

I remember McCoys were advertised as man crisps I don't know how I managed to trough on the manly steak flavour 😂

Trills · 05/02/2018 12:01

I'd advise you to choose your acronyms (and the people you take them from) with care. That one in particular identifies you as having a particular mindset. Make sure you agree with it before using it.