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‘Lady crisps’

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Flumpernickel · 05/02/2018 10:17

What fresh hell is this???

Apologies for the fail link but I am too stingy to pay for online content Blush

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5352455/Doritos-launch-lady-friendly-crisps-quieter-crunch.html

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FairfaxAikman · 05/02/2018 21:15

I bought a grab bag of Walkers at the petrol station as a protest snack.

Slitherout · 05/02/2018 20:39

So now if I stand on the street shovelling a huge share bag of crisps in my gob and crunching as loud as possible as usual will people think it's a protest against lady crisps instead of thinking I'm just greedy? [hopeful]

SingaSong12 · 05/02/2018 20:34

So much free advertising. I'm just waiting for the climb down with further associated free publicity.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/02/2018 20:24

Maybe that's why Rose was invented, to give us laydees something to drink.

WhenWillThisMadnessEnd · 05/02/2018 20:22

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NotALabourMemberImAfraidLads · 05/02/2018 20:04

I thought that was going to be a euphemism like 'lady garden', although I'm not sure what 'lady crisps' would be a euphemism for.

Trills · 05/02/2018 17:59

Is a Wheat Crunchie a crisp?

MrsJayy · 05/02/2018 17:46

Soo saying that does that mean skips,wotsits quavers are not crisps?

BeyondWitchbitchterf · 05/02/2018 17:45

Blue are my favourite Doritos, so I’m obv already a man

BeyondWitchbitchterf · 05/02/2018 17:44

Surely a crisp that isn’t...umm... crisp cannot he called a crisp?

MollyHopps · 05/02/2018 17:33

I just want to point out that the big globs of cheesy flavour at the bottom of the bag are the best bits.

I scoop it all up with my fingers and - gasps - lick the delicious goodness off until my fingers are completely clean.

faints

mamahanji · 05/02/2018 15:45

At last!!

I've always had to have my partner (he has a penis) help me eat Doritos. I've never fully mastered how to eat them like a man.

Thanks fuck we will finally have a fanny friendly type!

NorbertTheDragon · 05/02/2018 15:05

I had crisps for lunch. And a Yorkie. Because I'm all man now. With a mangina and moobs.

CertainHalfDesertedStreets · 05/02/2018 14:51

This thread made me eat crisps Angry

Lidl salt and vinegar Snaktastic since you ask.

Melamin · 05/02/2018 14:50

b) What size are the man sized packets going to be? Wallet-sized, back-pocket sized?

It is a good job men like all those little bits, isn't it Wink

fourmileswide · 05/02/2018 14:48

I just checked the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1st.
Nope. It's not.

OMFG

OuchBollocks · 05/02/2018 14:29

If someone had given me lady crisps when I was pregnant and the only thing that kept the nausea at bay was big bags of cheese and onion (preferably McCoys) I would have ripped their bloody head off Angry in a ladylike manner of course Hmm Will nobody think of the 'morning' sickness?!?

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/02/2018 14:22

Are they going to be made in differently coloured packs?

Because my handbag is pretty and pink and want to be able to coordinate with my handbag friendly lady crisps?

—you keep out of thustreeofhearts—

AngryAttackKittens · 05/02/2018 14:14

Inside pocket of jacket sized, so containing maybe 3 doritos.

Mirrormirrorotw · 05/02/2018 14:08

If they’re designed to be put in handbags:

a) That’s one huge fucking range of packet sizes
b) What size are the man sized packets going to be? Wallet-sized, back-pocket sized?

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 05/02/2018 13:58

I painted myself in the corner now, didn’t?

LadyMcLadyCrisps · 05/02/2018 13:55

OP ‘Flumpernickel’ here, figured it was time for a namechange... Grin

treeofhearts · 05/02/2018 13:53

Already exists chardonnay. It's sone kind of cider. Really nice actually.

treeofhearts · 05/02/2018 13:52

Well I think it's great. Much less likely to get those annoying scratches on your labia and... oh wait a second, we don't eat crisps with our fanjos.... Hmm