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Definition of man

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iamawoman · 04/02/2018 19:43

Just for a change - as none of the clever gendertrenders can define a woman - how about defining a man/male for us laydeez so we know how to tell one apart from one who doesnt feel like a man

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ChattyLion · 05/02/2018 08:03

It’s having your own cake, eating that, then having a good go at mine. Cake

SimonBridges · 05/02/2018 07:56

Thinking about it, I have a friend who is 6ft tall, has size 9 feet and lives for football and other sport. I’ve never seen them wearing anything other than jeans and a shirt.

Anyone tell me what gender they are?

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iamawoman · 05/02/2018 07:54

What was your response to that rufus!!

Exactly men are unable nurture and carry a baby - they are biologically inferior

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SimonBridges · 05/02/2018 07:53

Well I just put my breakfast bowl on top of the dishwasher rather than in it. I’m also ignoring the bin that needs emptying and will complain like hell when I do it.
I must be a man.

MountainsofMars · 05/02/2018 07:47

Well, it's certainly what the Green Party thinks.

Apropos: I filled in a political survey about Brexit & voting intentions the other day. When it came to ticking which box for the party I'd probably vote for in the next General Election I looked at them all, and thought, 'Hmmmm' there's not one party I trust to advocate for women.

Maryz · 04/02/2018 23:59

I know, I know:

A man = an important person

The rest of us are non-men.

Obvious, innit Hmm

JacintaJones · 04/02/2018 23:39

Going out on a limb here but......

Men have dicks.

The End.

MountainsofMars · 04/02/2018 23:36

I know! Let's define a man as someone born without a uterus, who isn't able to gestate or give birth.

Let's reverse the usual pattern of seeing women as sub-standard men.

Melamin · 04/02/2018 23:18

Definition of man John Wayne?

bunbunny · 04/02/2018 23:16

Hmm. Something along the lines of a man is someone who gets to have his cake and eat it and keep his inheritance, regardless of whether or not he is trans or his older sister transitions into a trans identified women.

I'm sure there's probably a better version of saying that but you get the drift...

MountainsofMars · 04/02/2018 22:55

Spoke to a male youngster today who said 'we are redefining what a woman is'

I love that royal "We" - masculine privilege, much?

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/02/2018 22:09

Spoke to a male youngster today who said 'we are redefining what a woman is'

So i said ' no we're not' Hmm ' how come your not redefining what a man is'

I might direct him to this thread Grin

MountainsofMars · 04/02/2018 22:09

I don't do housework. Pretty sure that makes me a man.

SmurfOrTerf · 04/02/2018 21:14

Drinks beer
Watches football
Cuts the grass
Puts out the bins
Wears trousers
Has short hair
Yippee kiy ay - motherfucker - I must be a man.
Where's my pay rise ?

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 21:10

Belindabauer I’m just jealous I didn’t think of identifying as a cat, but since I’m a dog sitter it might not be a good idea. 😁

Belindabauer · 04/02/2018 20:51

Positively- that's true!
Think I'll enjoy shedding hair everywhere too.

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:36

Belindabauer you’ll save a fortune on toilet roll, though you might want to stock up on mouthwash.

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:33

*got told off for not...

PositivelyPERF · 04/02/2018 20:33

My niece. I got of for not using her new name, even though I hadn’t called her by her given name. She’s still going to o my other niece’s hen party, though. 🙄

LanaKanesTerfyVagina · 04/02/2018 20:30

Hmmm...

I like motorbikes, can even fix them!!

Have facial hair that I cba to remove

Shave my head

Don't shave body hair

Have massive tats

Never wear dresses/heels etc

Must be a man I guess.

Must be hallucinating the years of awful periods, the awful pregnancy, the 3 years feeding a child with my imaginary breasts, the sexual harrassment etc etc etc

OR......

Man = XY chromosome.

Hmm
Fekko · 04/02/2018 20:25

🤐

ChemistryGeek · 04/02/2018 20:21

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Wisterical · 04/02/2018 20:21

Allowed to have opinions.

MissBeehiving · 04/02/2018 20:17

I must be a REAL man because I cut the grass, do DIY and wear trousers. Sometimes I don’t wear a bra or makeup either.

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iamawoman · 04/02/2018 20:14

Mangina and moobs😀

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