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Bluestocking lock in!

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QuentinSummers · 29/01/2018 22:00

Posted a whole thing on the last thread and it was locked!

Last thread here
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3062013-The-Bluestocking-is-open-for-business
Here's my post replying to Moth
Thats an interesting article moth. Best not on the board or MRAs would be all over it!
I was wondering today, hopefully, if the news about darts getting rid of the girls means the overton window is shifting and maybe p0rn will become less acceptable?
If not all this hooha about F1 girls and the presidents club is just tinkering on the edges.

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QuentinSummers · 04/03/2018 22:11

I don't get the helicopter one Blush
Aaaw Patrick Swayze. RIP.
What thread are feminists being horrible on now? I hope it's not me again...

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Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:59
Grin

You have a good nights sleep river

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:57

Rufus "Im being distacted by Mr Swayze"

well, that sounds innovative Grin

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:56

Rufus "Partly because i find them hysterically funny and usually cant get the punch line through as im laughing so hard"

for a minute there I thought you were my sister....but she doesn't like whisky

once we were staying in a posh hotel and were laughing so hard at silly jokes, we thought we better go from the bar to the room

then the next joke made me laugh so much I ended up spitting out my drink half way across the room and I was so relieved I wasn't still in the bar...!!!

anyway, I've made a new rule for myself - no internet after 10pm - in order to help with my chronic insomnia so hopefully someone else will be along to join you in a Dirty Whisky Dancing mash-up.....

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:51

Missed my mouth

And read the same paragraph 4 times

Im being distacted by Mr Swayze

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:46

No no...thank you river

Everyone is sick of my jokes

Partly because i find them hysterically funny and usually cant get the punch line through as im laughing so hard

I am now attempting to drink Haig whisky, watch dirty dancing, mumsnet and read my book

This is not going to end well

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:45

Thank you Rufus
that was fun Grin

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:36

Right i will stop now Grin

I do love a good elephant joke

I even like the helicopter one Grin

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:35

Your nose is touching the ceiling

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:32

ROFLMAO at the mini outside....

under the bed....um, there's only 3 elephants in the mini parked outside?

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:28

How can you tell if there is an elephant under your bed

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:27

Hahahahahaha

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:27

THERES A MINI PARKED OUTSIDE

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:27

Rufus "How do you tell if there are 4 elephants in your fridge"

open the door and see how many elephants are in the fridge...?!

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:25

Footprints in the butter but cheese will do Grin

How do you tell if there are 4 elephants in your fridge

thebewilderness · 04/03/2018 21:23

Footprints in the cheese.

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:20

hairy Grin

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge

HairyBallTheorem · 04/03/2018 21:20

Can I join in? I know this one...

Two in the front and two in the back.

There were three elephants in a helicopter. They fell out. One landed in a lake. Ba-doom, tish. (My friend reckons this is the worst joke ever).

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 21:18

Aaah man thats what i was going to say

One last one...but its in a few parts

How do you get four elephants in a mini?

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 21:02

ha ha ha, I like that one
my sister will love it

The "how do you put an elephant in the fridge" is actually a management joke...the answer is, open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

sorry that's not very funny is it Blush

your DH's punchline is much better!!

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 20:52

They cant get the wrappers off

Errrmmm (i do know an elephant and fridge joke...but im not sure its the same one)

Is it...

In the salad drawer Grin

Dh said 'tell them there is an opened penguin in there '

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 20:50
Grin

I don't know, why don't elephants eat penguins?

Cross-joke

How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 20:49

Have you ever tried to iron an elephant Grin

Why don't elephants eat penguins

Riverside2 · 04/03/2018 20:46

I don't know Rufus, why are elephants wrinkly? Smile

Rufustherenegadereindeer1 · 04/03/2018 20:36

river

To be fair the thread wasn't horrible...it was just evidence of how awful MN feminists are

And there wasnt any evidence

Are elephants sensitive

Joke for you....why are elephants wrinkly

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