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This should bring a few more to peak trans

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 20/01/2018 16:31

There are no words. What a plonker.

This should bring a few more to peak trans
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Pandoraslastchance · 20/01/2018 16:45

Today I'm in dm boots leggings and no make up.

I hereby shall be known as Mr Pandora as I am clearly a man.

The three children i grew,delivered and breastfed......well that was obviously all a delusion.

Can't wait to break it to my partner who is biologically male tbat he is clearly in a same sex relationship.

mateysmum · 20/01/2018 16:45

Thank God for Benezia. Here's little me spending 50 odd years falsely believing I was a woman and thinking a woman was an adult human female. That all the time I was pregnant/breast feeding/in a heterosexual relationship but wasn't wearing make up or high heels I was not in fact a woman.

What was I? A man?

Off now to find wall to bang head against.

LangCleg · 20/01/2018 16:43

Also not a woman.

Informed DH. He said, "That's ok. I'll re-sex my dick as a ladydick and then we still made our own babies without resorting to storks. That's how it works, right? Now a ladydick, always a ladydick?"

So we are now a queer couple! I'm going to start a GoFundMe on the basis of our oppression. We need a curry delivered every Friday night because people laugh at his ladydick if we go to collect it. Travis will contribute, right?

MrsDoyleFallingOutTheWindow · 20/01/2018 16:43

Or yes, I'm a man. My kids will be interested to know this. Also the Dr who prescribed me transaxamic acid for heavy menstrual bleeding on Friday. Pffft. What does she know eh?

QueenLaBeefah · 20/01/2018 16:42

Currently wearing DMs and no makeup. I wonder how DH will take the news that he must be gay as I'm a man?

nauticant · 20/01/2018 16:42

The whole thread is worth a look:

twitter.com/jimahsjournals/status/954372900374634497

If you like boggling at meaningless brain farting that is.

misskelly · 20/01/2018 16:41

Well this is good news, I’m due a smear test but don’t fancy having a stranger scrapping about my cervic. I’ll just stop wearing dresses and makeup and I’ll not need to bother. What could possibly go wrong.

MrsDoyleFallingOutTheWindow · 20/01/2018 16:41

Currently wearing jeans, jumper and slippers. I clearly have gender dysphoria. Fuck me - who knew?

cheminotte · 20/01/2018 16:40

Ok, I wear dresses but not makeup. So what am I?

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 20/01/2018 16:39

I've just broken it to my husband that I'm not a woman. He took it in good part. Our two children really must have been left by the stork, then. All that pregnancy and birth stuff was a hallucination. Hmm

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ChemistryGeek · 20/01/2018 16:38

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Terrylene · 20/01/2018 16:38

*wear

TinklyLittleLaugh · 20/01/2018 16:37

No not a woman either (four breastfed kids here).

Terrylene · 20/01/2018 16:37

Ah yes that made me laugh - if I get up not wanting to were a dress and lipstick, I need to google what I am Grin

neddle · 20/01/2018 16:35

So I'm not a woman then. Even though I've had five children, all breastfed.

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