OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

Evening dudes, Hoyt Aponte here.
Not only am I identifing as a man but also a cowboy.
Look at my fucking cowboy name .

This thread is making me

Meanwhile, I've started asserting my authority by pissing on the floor of the work toilets. When you've got a 15 inch mangina, it is hard to aim properly.

mulva

I'm proper cackling at that one. In a manly way because I'm wiping my snot on my arm not my hanky.

I've just gone to the garage to get the suitcases because we're going away. Obviously, gay DH is waiting to pack, but I need to clear the entire garage out immediately,
especially as it's so late in the day and everyone's tired.

I have no intention of finishing it, of course. And I'm looking forward to leaving it in a bigger mess than it was to start with. And then forget to bring in the luggage.

I find myself leaving the housework to fester because I've realised that DH will do it in the end. I also started the process of prepping a room to be painted, then largely left him to do it himself. And I am a Director of my own company.

So I'm claiming my spot on the man bench.

Alright ChattyLion ? Glad to see you're getting the hang of this man stuff now, good on yer mate.

Of course, as well as getting all the credit for everyone else's work well done, it's equally true that if things do go tits up then naturally it's never your fault mate. How can it be, since you are a MAN, and there are always some women around to take the blame.
Win-win mate innit.

ditto at sir gaylord in his tweeds and facial tattoo

Actually properly laughing at that image Lurkedforever1

Attaboy kr1s

Of course it will fit. We need more inclusive definitions of aristocracy. Which is why I shall debate Balmoral by asking the queen what her problem is, inviting her to take it outside, suggesting she is promiscuous and insulting her mother. As a man, and an upperclass one at that, that's how I solve shit innit, know what I mean yeah.

Ta Lurked, I do feel like that now you mention it.

Balmoral is a bit far for me, I'll let you fight the queen for that, but there's a national trust estate near me, I think I'll take to go with my title. Sir Gaylord Bravo has a ring to it. I'm not sure it'll fit with the face tattoo I got earlier in the thread but I'm probably loaded now anyway.

No need to bow flavia you only need to say you feel like a knight born in a commoners body and you too can be landed gentry.

I've already bagsied identifying as the owner of Balmoral, so find your own country estate. I shall tell the queen she is cis royalty if she raises objections.

This is one of my very best threads ever. I suppose I'll have to change my name to FatherofPearl now.

Nah, actual discrimination based on sex is a none issue. I'm far more concerned that I can't find tampax with the man products in the supermarket. That's far more oppressive.

However, I would like to be referred to as Sir Man now

But sisters brothers! We have an unjustice to fight. At the minute any of us newfound blokes can't inherit titles to take our rightful places in the peerage.

Now we're men, I think they should listen to us. I mean, biology is bigotry right?!

I have just told my DH I am a man... he did this
Then he muttered - well I want to be on top....

...as he put the ironing board up and started the ironing.

Am I alone in hoping that the girlie who is planning to put the self identification Bill through Parliament is reading this?

Let's hope she understands what a huge service she is doing us blokes.
Cheers Love!!

Well I have always been a man because I love and will destroy you at video games; and I wear jackets, shirts, and waistcoats. I don't wear make-up, dresses, or unpractical shoes, and I have a science degree... I am also wearing all the man colours.

Gtg do some man stuff like fixing cars and only answering questions asked by a woman to her man partner instead.

Oh and Ada .. you are so right! Why didn't I think of that?

Er, I mean. ahem! .
Ada. That's what I always meant. All along. Obviously.

Sure I will take the credit for the whole team's work. I mean, I'm leading from the front here! If those part-timers had any ideas they could only have heard them from me first. Credit where it's due mate!

Kr1s that's a fucking travesty.

Thanks Johnny, well spotted.

i need to tell you about the horrific transphobic violence I encountered on the train today. The ticket collector refused to accept that I was a 15 yo boy and and therefore entitled to a child's ticket. He just laughed and said " nice try love " .

How can I get him sacked for this shocking display of bigotry and prejudice ?

Probably best you say DC now then instead of DD.

Dear Cricket, that is.