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OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 13:25

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

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Lweji · 08/09/2017 15:38

You should call the DM to report the unusual case of a lactating man.

scalliondays · 08/09/2017 15:14

I announced my new male true identity and the children aren't taking me seriously. Small DS in particular is still keen on the activity formerly known as breastfeeding when he's tired. He keeps following me around pointing and demanding 'milkies'. I've repeatedly told him it's now 'chesties' but he won't have it - I'm so oppressed.

Lweji · 08/09/2017 11:22

Well, the last time I had sex was a long time ago.
But now, with my new male identity, that will change. I'm sure. I just need to start wolf whistling random people on the street.

DJBaggySmalls · 08/09/2017 11:18

Lweji - are you a closet incel? Come out, you are among men.

Lweji · 08/09/2017 11:15

I don't identify as a meninist. I think meninists tend to be rabid gays.

ColinTheDachshund · 08/09/2017 11:01

Ooh, I can go and stamp my tiny paws in The Doghouse!

YetAnotherSpartacus · 08/09/2017 11:01

Except that technically, of course, it will be an everyday FtT FtMeninism board. Just saying.

ErrolTheDragon · 08/09/2017 11:00

Yeah, no need for change, this is already the board which attracts most good old MRAs.

I feel the need to go and derail a thread on a subject I know nothing about now.

DJBaggySmalls · 08/09/2017 10:52

Everday Meninism.
We dont need an MRA board. All spaces become male by us being in them. But it would assert authority by insisting on a name change.

Kr1s · 08/09/2017 10:50

We can just derail all their threads by demanding that they talk about us and educate us instead.

ErrolTheDragon · 08/09/2017 10:44

Just needs a tweak - Everyday Feminism Chat.

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 08/09/2017 10:40

YES! I want an MRA board. Fucking women, they are just after my money. After the bombs hit, they will be looking to us men to protect them and they can fuck off.

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Twelvety · 08/09/2017 10:38

Surely now we're transmen we can just take over this board? We've as much right to be on it as the feminists. Then when they all leave, eventually, we can rename it?

YetAnotherSpartacus · 08/09/2017 10:25

Oh good Lord you lot are going to demand a MN MRA board next aren't you?

Popchyk · 08/09/2017 10:23

It's true, Karate.

What we are subjected to as men is heinous. Sometimes you just have to switch off though. I've booked myself a trip motorcycling across India for 6 weeks. Me time.

It will help me get my head straight and then I'll be back here re-energised and ready to fight the good fight. I've started a crowdfunding page to fund this by the way. Can I put you down for a Jane Austen?

Datun · 08/09/2017 10:22

Quite right Kitten. All these women taking their personal experience of sexism and turning it on its head, to show the absurdity of it.

IfNot · 08/09/2017 10:20

Yes. There is so much sexism against men. I agree. Now I'm a man I can see it everywhere. I blame the media, feminists and the pc gone mad brigade.
If only there was somewhere on the Internet where men (like us) could get together and be free to express our feelings of marginalisation.

ColinTheDachshund · 08/09/2017 10:18

You're meant to laugh at satire.Grin

KarateKitten · 08/09/2017 10:07

The not so casual sexism on this thread is breathtaking. You have to laugh at mumsnet sometimes.

Kr1s · 08/09/2017 09:56

Quite right parsnip, you are entitled to relax after a hard week at work.

If your partner wanted you do housework he would have given you a list with detailed instructions .

couchparsnip · 08/09/2017 08:55

I have the day off work today so I think I'll play video games and watch movies all day. Newly gay DH hasn't asked me to do any housework and it looks fine to me so I'm free to do what I want right? Can't find my jeans though. I put them in the laundry basket 2 days ago so they should be back by now.

Alibobbob · 08/09/2017 06:14

Alright Lurked Fella. Can you refer to me by my New he-man name and not 'ali' otherwise I will behave like a man child and sulk for a week or a month depending on when I want you to do something for me.

I would insert a cheeky/winks smiley here but all that stuffs far to girly.

Laters.

ColinTheDachshund · 08/09/2017 00:33

Grrr. Don't talk to me about nipples. At least you guys have the right quantity.

imablackstarnotapopstar · 07/09/2017 23:40

NB - male nipples only authorised

OK, I'm a man now. Join me?
Lweji · 07/09/2017 23:01

Yes, I've started tailgating. Just because.