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OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 13:25

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

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ATurnipOfMyOwn · 04/09/2017 19:09

AssignedPerfectAtBirth I have a few suggestions for your surname:
Justin Titled
Justin Corrigible (that's a cheeky one)
Justin Sincere
Justin Theway
Justin Credibleateverything (could be shortened to Credible)
Justin ThePub-Behalfanhourbabe (double-barrelled so classy)
Justin Tendingtodothat-Love (triple-barrelled, so extra points)
Justin Thebogforathirtyminuteshitatbathtime (difficult to print on a creditcard I imagine)
Justin Byamile-Ref (you have to shout this one)

LetDownFedUp · 04/09/2017 19:08

My dm is genuinely doing this at the moment. She's fucked off with hardly ever being allowed to play golf. The golf club is having none of it and I'm trying so hard to persuade her to do a DM sad face article.

Elendon · 04/09/2017 19:06

I absolutely defend my right to walk into a room and start talking and expect everyone to stop what they are doing and listen to me.

If you deny me that your behaviour is, quite frankly my dear, a disgrace.

I also expect no two women to speak to one another unless it involves in any way a man, or reference to men, in the conversation. I'm a great guy, I expect my contribution to society be appreciated at all time.

IamEarthymama · 04/09/2017 19:06

Hoburt VanHorn here!
Reporting for rumpy pumpy! Lord Flashheart is my hero and I am on the lookout for a catch-up with Bernard!
My, now heterosexual, DW is cooking my tea and looking lovely, if somewhat surprised!

Lolly49 · 04/09/2017 19:04

Ada pint of bitter please.

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 04/09/2017 19:00

Just put the recycling out - not just the ordinary bin. Knew what went where and got the right day and everything, despite not having a clue for the last 13 years.

Maybe I'm a gay man tonight. Confused It's all so damn difficult for us blokes.

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 19:00

And we are BETTER at being a man than you. You think you know what it is to be a man. You are wrong. All the women will want our pert penises

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AdaColeman · 04/09/2017 18:59

donajimena Yes that's our contribution for the week ~ see you in the bar!

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 18:56

GetAHaircutCarl

Go die in a tumbledrier with all you cisnormative BS!

Do you really have to remind us that we can't produce semen and fulfil our fantasies of spraying out jisom over a buxom housewife who has just finished fellating us? It hurts you know, it really hurts

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BossyBitch · 04/09/2017 18:55

Oh dear, my typos are really not helping my manly perfection

Surely perfection is inherent in your manhood? Only chicks worry about proving themselves in this way, and that's all due to male vagina envy!

Lolly49 · 04/09/2017 18:54

I know the offside rule.I am a true man, footie on tonight might have a beer or ten.Come on England.

GretchenFranklin · 04/09/2017 18:53

Delurking to introduce myself as Julius Boone, enjoying a fine scratch of my man fanj. As you were.

CryptoFascist · 04/09/2017 18:52

Keith Santiago reporting for duty.

I'm hoping that my first act as a transman is to have an argument with my new gay dp and then fall straight asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow while he sits awake, fuming.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/09/2017 18:52

Thewolfsjustapuppy you can't mansplain to a fellow man.
How dare you doubt my maleness!

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 18:51

Oh dear, my typos are really not helping my manly perfection.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/09/2017 18:50

I'm going to be a woman next week to get myself selected as prosprective Member of Parliament (bless these quotas), then revert to being a man.
I'm going to get Feminine Hygiene products renamed Male Period stuff and Nonsense and get the VAT removed

Bearsinmotion · 04/09/2017 18:49

I am Santiago Knight! You killed my father, prepare to die

I am looking forward to increased pay, sex drive and praise for looking after my own DC!

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 18:49

Let me explain that to you Breakfast I'll pm the mansplanation in a min

BertrandRussell · 04/09/2017 18:48

I'm still called Kate. It is definitely a man's name......

abacuss · 04/09/2017 18:48

Help! DH was all supportive and then just called me his "lovely wife". I'm feeling so dysphoric right now. Sad

donajimena · 04/09/2017 18:48

Ada I've done the bins these evening too. Thats it for the week right?

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 18:47

Unfortunately I can't wear those low cut skinny jeans, as all my boxers are too manly to show off in public because of my bear belly so I am definitely not metrosexual

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/09/2017 18:47

I'm having trouble with my new found masculinity, cos I haven't a clue about the offside rule.
Does this mean I'm not a Real Man?

BertrandRussell · 04/09/2017 18:47

"I have a male vagina.
It works exactly like a penis."

That's interesting. I have a female penis that works exactly like a vagina......

GetAHaircutCarl · 04/09/2017 18:46

Oh boy, I'm finding being a real man as opposed to a cis man pretty rough.

Somone told me that my male vagina still looks like a female one. I disagree obviously and so am campaigning to get rid of the words erection, semen and testicles.