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OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 13:25

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

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AdaColeman · 04/09/2017 20:21

Popchyk

Alan Turing Way? Did that used to be Nelson Mandela Drive?

Gobbolinothewitchscat · 04/09/2017 20:17

Elvis Scully here. But I think I'll just call myself Donald Trump and identify as the president as well.

My newly gay DH can be the First Lady and I will leave him scrabbling to get out of cars whilst I stride ahead and you all make fun of his clothes.

Ereshkigal · 04/09/2017 20:17

This is the best thread on MN by some way. With all this genius manly bantz obviously it would be!

Popchyk · 04/09/2017 20:15

Twelvety, yes from The Goldfinch.

Name changed a while back but been around here for a bit in one guise or another.

RJnomore1 · 04/09/2017 20:15

Yes I decided some time ago that I was now gender fluid and would not be standing in ques for ladies toilets while the menswas empty any more.

I also did the online test which told me I was a trans man cos I don't like sparkles n that so I've got scientific evidence.

I quite fancy being called erm... hmm... Methuselah has a nice ring to it.

dudsville · 04/09/2017 20:13

I always choose "Mr" when "Dr" isn't available so really I'm ahead of the game with this!

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 20:11

Fox
Noooooo. That's so awful. Can you resend using a SheWee? Some people are so cruel. You ok dude?

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Elendon · 04/09/2017 20:10

Wear the bra! That way you get to have extra time to yourself and do nothing.

We men know all the secrets and more! Invincible.

Popchyk · 04/09/2017 20:10
Elendon · 04/09/2017 20:09

My new hobby is DIY.

I'm going to have those man tools. And take them out to do essential work 4 hours before a dinner party.

I care about my house.

Elledouble · 04/09/2017 20:09

I'm in. I think I will be Craig. I'm so excited about getting credit for "babysitting" my own kid!

MrsDustyBusty · 04/09/2017 20:08

I don't constrain my moobs like a pathetic woman.

Elendon · 04/09/2017 20:07

Does anyone else find their man bras chaff at night? Personally I can't wait to get rid of it once in the door. It takes me 40 minutes to do it, but needs must man. I'm busy!

CryptoFascist · 04/09/2017 20:06

I think my new hobby will be of an artistic nature.

I'll spend countless hours in my home studio twatting about honing my craft and occasionally emerge to complain of feeling tired. I'll contribute little to the general shitwork and look confused when my gay dp points out they'd also like some time to indulge in neglected creativity.

SophoclesTheFox · 04/09/2017 20:04

Had a response to my dick pic.

It said "that's a fanny".

BIGOT.

Elendon · 04/09/2017 20:04

Colin Grin

Love it bro!

MrsDustyBusty · 04/09/2017 20:02

I'm now Kirby. I'll thank you all to respect my identity.

In addition, I am currently expanding the bandwidth of masculinity by not adopting any male appearance or behavioural norms but if you fail to acknowledge my masculine essence I will consider that to be literal and figurative violence.

I'm just going to join my local men's rugby club and will expect all the respect accorded any other man

SophoclesTheFox · 04/09/2017 20:01

I just sent a dick pic to a woman I don't really know I bet she's going to love it! Who wouldn't, amirite?

AdaColeman · 04/09/2017 19:59

Popchyk

You'd be better taking the right dog-leg through the industrial estate to cut out the lights by the Post Office, then you can give it some welly along Forest Road.

ColinTheDachshund · 04/09/2017 19:58

Woof, woof woof woof woof!Angry

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 04/09/2017 19:57

Thewolfsjustapuppy thanks for explaining that. Made perfect sense, which is only to be expected, what with you being a man 'n all.

Twelvety · 04/09/2017 19:57

Popchyk I would like more details please. Also is your user name from the goldfinch?

MrsDoylesTeabags · 04/09/2017 19:49

Sophicles you're so right, all this irrelevant chatter about cars and power tools, won't somebody think about the badgers?

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 19:46

Breakfast I have assembled a vast array of cups and glasses on the kitchen table in order to fully illustrate the offside rule. You will now listen because I can piss higher than you.

You see the offside rule is all about fairness and men being able to express their femininity. They (not he, that would be phobic to someone) can only pass the ball to someone who is in the correct place at the correct time. They (and clearly I definitely mean a man here because a woman could never innately know this) just seem to know exactly the right spot for this to take place. It all has to do with The Doctor, as he is the greatest man who ever was, and his magic screwdriver.

There, wasn't that worth waiting for? I really do make a very good man.

SophoclesTheFox · 04/09/2017 19:45

I'm going to splash into the middle of this thread and demand that you stop talking about whatever it was you were talking about, and all talk about what I want to talk about instead, which is barely tangentially related to the topic at hand.

So come on then - in a battle between a cross pine marten and a really irritated badger, who would win?

Hey! I'm talking to you! I'M TALKING TO YOU.

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