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OK, I'm a man now. Join me?

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 13:25

If I can't beat 'em...

I'm going to put my 'gender' as male now. Going to 'live a man' but I am not going to change my clothes, not that I wear skirts much anyway. I will still style my hair and wear makeup because I will not be defined.

So I'm going to tell me DH and children tonight. I'm not sure if DH will accept that he is now gay.

Any one want to out their inner man and join me on my journey?

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ATurnipOfMyOwn · 04/09/2017 21:10

Ereshkigal My grandad was the Archbishop.

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 04/09/2017 21:08

You can't fight progress Justin

Ereshkigal · 04/09/2017 21:08

Professor of the University of Banterbury, I think you must mean. Or is Bants in Belgium or something?

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 21:07

Excellent Turnip

I also now have a PhD and tenure.

What was I thinking of all these years, working and studying? I simply have to be what I should be

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cafeaulaitpourvous · 04/09/2017 21:06

Hello guys

My name is Jeffrey and I am on my man-period. It's great!

I just love being a man... it's so... manly!

If you say I am not a man then you are literally killing me ....

ATurnipOfMyOwn · 04/09/2017 21:03

When I was a wimmin recently ('cos you can choose now), I booked a hotel room as 'Professor', Bit disappointed they didn't ask me what I was a Professor of, as I was ready with (I was a bloke that day) ..... Professor of Bants. I know, right!

Oh how they would have laughed. I'm actually getting my PA to email the Premier Inn at Gatwick to complain. When she gets out of the lav.

MrsDoylesTeabags · 04/09/2017 21:02

I now identify as a white, upper middle class man, my name is Max Power. I've risen so high through the social ranks I've got altitude sickness.
I'm going to go and sit on the toilet with The Sun in disgust at that bloody useless football team, they're not nearly as manly as me. I may be a while....

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 21:00

random-name-generator.info

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 21:00

Here, courtesy of DJBaggySmalls Grin
random-name-generator.info/random/?n=10&g=2&st=2

RJnomore1 · 04/09/2017 20:58

Where's the name generator?

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 20:56

I feel I can carry it off wolf

Maybe if I get a face tattoo and a aggressive looking dog it'll help.

Thewolfsjustapuppy · 04/09/2017 20:53

Gaylord is a perfectly acceptable manly name, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

FlaviaAlbia · 04/09/2017 20:48

Colin I'm crying laughing in an extremely manly way.

I work in IT, I get my hair cut in a barbers and with a little help from my now gay DH I renovated my house using many manly powertools.

I just needed a name to fully embrace the real me and the handy name generator has given me...

Gaylord Bravo

LineysRun · 04/09/2017 20:47

Southgate's out on his arse after this

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AssignedPerfectAtBirth · 04/09/2017 20:46

Ok back to the sport

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LineysRun · 04/09/2017 20:44

I expect that my manly fibroid is really a suppressed testicle.

OhTheRoses · 04/09/2017 20:43

Woman
Female
Menopause

We're all part man anyway. Just better, so no, I'm not prepared to compromise, except for the privilegy bits.

Gileswithachainsaw · 04/09/2017 20:36

Demand a prostate exam while you are there. They cant refuse

LineysRun · 04/09/2017 20:35

I am seeing a gynaecologist tomorrow and will make sure I'm referred to as Mr Logan throughout.

GrockleBocs · 04/09/2017 20:27

I have a manly black hammer drill. Because I'm a manly man.
Mines a pint of Doom...

Twelvety · 04/09/2017 20:26

Also, sorry Colin!

SophoclesTheFox · 04/09/2017 20:26

I'm keeping my manly stiff upper lip, assigned. Definitely NOT crying! No way!

Twelvety · 04/09/2017 20:26

Backing that's because MN is transphobic, hadn't you heard?

Smile popchyk I really enjoyed the book.

Popchyk · 04/09/2017 20:25

Popchyk, Isambard?

Did you just fucking DEADNAME me? My name is Colin. And your constant references to the other name is just like being stabbed repeatedly through the heart with a rusty spike.

Except worse obviously.

Reported.

Backingvocals · 04/09/2017 20:23

despite the bantz, we're not trending Hmm

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